Best way to kill a kobold?

[Cedric]

Convince the Kobold that he's actually a Rolemaster Kobold...then disintegrate the stone under his feet.

No one can survive a 10 foot fall in Rolemaster!

Cedric

 

[buzzard]

I think the most sensible method would be use to use planar travel and go to Gamma...er Omega World. Pick up a tactical nuke, and let him have it. You might want to stand back a bit though.

Buzzard

 

[Shiv]

Give him a funny look.

 

[Zigmutt]

am i missing something? a kobold with 2 levels of rogue...

*shakes head slowly*

man... you will get slaughtered.

your best bet would be to read up on how to kill a dragon- they are pretty much the same CR

 

[Bihor]

Bug spray

 

[Savage Wombat]

Well, if the kobold has clones, then I'll just plant a red flag on his person and report his treason to the nearest confession booth. That should frag his tail tout suite.

 

[Dark Psion]

You better hope it is just one, otherwise it's Game Over man, Game over!!

 

[Spider_Jerusalem]

This kobold wouldn't happen to be blind, would it? God save you if it is.

I'd go with buzzard on the tactical nuke idea. Although the kobold obviously has Deflect Projectiles, Catch Projectiles, Throw Anything - so you might want to rethink.

Spider.

 

[Wormwood]

Show him his 401k.

I don't know about Kobolds, but that damn near killed me.

 

[JSKAR]

Wow, I ran into one of those with a 12th level fighter of mine. The DM thought it would be funny to put it in a dungeon we were exploring. After seeing it, I ran thinking, 'Hey it's short and small. I can at least keep away from it!'

No way, according to MM those things move as fast as an unarmored man.

It thrashed me in two rounds...it would've been one but it waited until after I was done crying for my momma.

I still get chills...