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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ClaytonCross" data-source="post: 7565584" data-attributes="member: 6880599">There was another thread about the best cantrip in real life and it has just had be thinking... what if you were a full lvl 20 Wizard with 44 known spells by default and spell slots.....Slotslvl1: 4 | lvl2:3 | lvl3:3 | lvl4:3 | lvl5:3 | lvl6:2 | lvl7:2 | lvl8:1 | lvl9:1 = 22 totalKnown: 5 cantrips 44 1-9 spellsCantrip#1: Prestidigitation, clean the dishes and laundry in 6 secondsCantrip#2: Mending, fix stuff I break on the flyCantrip#3: Create Bonfire, camping or save on the heating bill in the winterCantrip#4: Message, whisper across a theater without making everyone angryCantrip#5: Light (If I am the only wizard) or Toll the Dead, because 1 combat spell is a deterrent. 1st#1: Comprehend Languages - I mean … I live in Japan and don't speak Japanese but also travel1st#2: Jump - Weeeee!!!1st#3: Feather Fall - I can jump 18-foot-high now so I need a way to get down...1st#4: Expeditious Retreat - Zoom twice as fast1st#5: Detect Magic - Are there other wizards?1st#6: Unseen Servant - Why better than mage hand.1st#7: Disguise Self - cheap Halloween costume1st#8: Longstrider – run faster for an hour and it stacks with expeditious retreat, Zoom Zoom!!2nd#1: Arcane Lock – like Thor’s Hammer for your front door… you are not worthy… 2nd#2: Locate Object - Found my keys!2nd#3: Knock, accidently locked your keys in the car? Forgot the combination to your padlock? 2nd#4: Alter Self – breath underwater, improved Halloween costume3rd#1: Sending - Lost my phone and I can still text with no signal3rd#2: Dispel Magic need to cancel Continual Flames , Arcane Lock , Programmed Illusion3rd#3: CatNap – improved sleep with better targeting 3. incase your kids are higher level than you.3rd#4: Phantom Steed – I summon you Pikachu!! Yes, I named my imaginary horse Pikachu… what?4th#1: Locate Creature - Kids or Dog got out... but they won't get far.4th#2: Polymorph - Be the owl and fly or dog or dolphin and swim ...ok... WeEEEEE!!! extreme!!4th#3: Otiluke’s Resilient Sphere – I am taking this to the beach and running around on the water… 4th#4: Continual Flame level 2 will really cut down on my power bill.5th#1: Telekinesis - I can lift 1,000lbs with my mind... Do you even lift?5th#2: <a href="https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/teleportation-circle" target="_blank">Teleportation Circle - None Jetlag trips around the world</a>5th#3: Control Winds – little sail boat on a lake. Ya!5th#4: Creation -Better than any Leatherman as long  you don’t need if for more than an hour.6th#1: Investiture of Wind - Faster flight woohoo!!6th#2: <a href="https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/move-earth" target="_blank">Move Earth - Pool or garden I am done in 10 mins</a>6th#3: Programmed Illusion – Halloween Decorections!!6th#4: Darkvison lvl 2, going back for this because it would be great with my Halloween costumes7th#1: Simulacrum - sometimes I wish there were two of me... time to fix that.7th#2: Teleport - sometimes there is not circle where you want to go. What can you do.7th#3: Etherealness – because who doesn’t want to be able to walk through walls?7th#4: Magnificent Mansion best mobile home ever… road trip!8th#1: Demiplane - storage I can access anywhere. nice.8th#2: Control Weather - No you will not rain on my parade!8th#3: Clone – That’s right I am immortal .. what … what!?!?8th#4: Telepathy – Better than texting or phone calls one person all day.9th#1: Foresight - almost as powerful as hindsight but more functionally useful.9th#2: Wish... of course9th#3: Time Stop … I’m running late…. I’m right one time!9th#4: Invulnerability - for when you know what your about to do is stupid.9th#5: Greater Invisibility lvl 4 - hiding in plain sight.9th#6: Arcane Eye - is it safe outside?9th#7: Mislead - I will just go this way you go that way.9th#8: Banishment - Escaping my own DemiplaneEdit: Updated again.  Arcane Tradition: Divination, a bit of "luck" we will call itSpell Mastery: Locate object, so I can find all my things & FeatherFall, I are afraid of hights.Signature Spells: Catnap, I am serious about wanting to get to sleep & Sending, "Wife I am heading home."</blockquote>

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