Bigness

[alsih2o]

I am working on throwing bigger.

This is big as it gets for now. Look for improvement in this thread.

 

[Desdichado]

I get a number of emails everyday on my spam-magnet account on getting bigger. Want me to forward any to you?

 

[Torm]

Yep. I knew this wouldn't go anywhere good.

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." - Douglas Adams

 

[Rel]

How do you fit something that big between your legs?

And do your hands get tired from working it into that shape?


Why's everybody looking at me like that?

 

[EricNoah]

That is a lot of pot, man!

 

[mojo1701]

That is a lot of pot, man!

Haven't seen that much pot since the '60s.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Wow, what a pot!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Somebody call my name?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Somebody call my name?

Only if your name is <breaks wind>

 

[Goblyn]

How do you fit something that big between your legs?

And do your hands get tired from working it into that shape?


Why's everybody looking at me like that?

You're the next contestant on the new reality show, "Out of context"

You and your fellow contestants will be eligible to win great prizes like season tickets to Al's Discount Freak show and Deteronic Frombotzers.