Birth control in D&D

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bigby's Clammy Hands

 

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Mordenkainen's Sphere of Displacement.

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Since we're back to crude solutions... Thought of it a few pages ago but thought not to post it... Would tossing an acid splash "down the hole" be enough to terminate a developing offspring? At the very least, it has no chance of killing the host/mother.

 

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Disintigrate.

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Disintigrate.

You'd need to actually target it, and I'm pretty damn sure it has full cover. Acid Splash is low damage so if you fired in blindly and missed, it'd just be extremely painful. You misfire on that disintegrate...

 

[frankthedm]

Since we're back to crude solutions...

A sharp dagger / scalpel followed by a Cure wounds spell sounds far less agonizing / scarring. Indeed lots of chirurgical procedures become far more survivable with just a little cure magic to stop the bleeding.

You misfire on that disintegrate...

Maybe Enervation?

 

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A really close range scuplted fireball, compacted really small.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

1. Take measurements of your "part" when at full staff
2. Multiply each dimension by 16
3. Have a master craftsman knit a capped cylinder out of the best wool with as finely and tight a weave as possible.
4. Cast Shrink Item & Permanency on it.

There: the rewashable "Penis Cozy." When shrunk, it should be a comfy, custom fitted wooly barrier to the majority of little swimmers.

Available in flat woven or cabled, and in a variety of patterns, like stripes, plaid, argyle, houndstooth, snowflakes and moose w/pine trees & mountains.

Bonus: when not shrunk, can double as a sock!


(No Photoshops, please!)

 

[xigbar]

Just use the preexisting tea cozies and a rubber band to tighten it to your needs.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I don't think D&D has rubber bands.

Leather, cloth or cord belts, OTOH...