Blind Kobold takes out 20th level Sorcerer!!!!

You think that's bad, here's some of the worst I've done:

When the original critical hit charts came out in Dragon magazine, we were experimenting around with them. I was running a fighter, and I ended up killing half of the entire party of 7 adventurerers on the fumble charts. Two of them by rolling 00 and the last one by rolling 4x damage.

In the last Star Wars game we run (d20 just a couple of months ago), I was running a Noble. I He was human. I made the mistake of him piloting a pod racer on Malastat for Gordulla the Hutt (the other hutt in Phantom Menance). The pod racer was set up for two people; a pilot and a gunner and it had an ion gun aimed at the aft section. So I ended up with one of the other PCs as the gunner.

He was a terch spec which I started calling him our trouble shooter. He started trouble on some backwater world then shot it up with the blaster pistol.

So I make some of the more difficult bends around the track, then came the easiest turn we had to do: the course went off a tall clifff and over a large sea. The DC for going off the cliff and going all out was put at a 20 difficulty. Not that difficult to make for a pilot with a pilot of +15. Or so one'd think.

I rolled a 4.

That caused the racer to start tumbling. He let me make another save to correct the course.

I rolled a 3.

So we crashed into the lake. He gave us one chance to survive.

I rolled a 1.

The trouble-shooter almost made it out but got caught in the explosion.

We both died.

Now he shows me up a tiny bit later one in a different game.

This time he's the pilot and I was a Force Adept. We travel through a dense asteroid field.

He rolls a bunch of 1's all in a row.

However, we didn't die because the GM of that particular game had his own policy: that he never killed off characters before they reached 5th level.

So we didn't die, even though should've for hitting major asteroids.
 

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Oh the shame! The horror! A 20th level character killed by a... a... half Kobold, it's not even a whole Kobold! Oh the indignity!!!!

Well as you said the other half was a dragon. Yeah, I'd just say that part. It would be better if you dropped the kobold part just as fast as he dropped you! :D

And Blockader7, I'd start using a new d20. That was just plain wrong. :(
 
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As Gfunk's DM, and therefore the defacto player of Po, the half-kobold in question, I have to admit I took a certain amount of savage satisfaction at this particular turn of events. These things don't happen often, but they make damn good stories when they do.

Long live Po! Long live Meepo!
 


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