Blood and Fists: Hong Kong Knights playtest report

JPL

Adventurer
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand nnew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
 

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barsoomcore said:
Wo-ho-ho-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Wo-ho-ho-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

BC, I'd like to offer you a spot in my band.

We're called "JPL and the Princesses of Mars."
 

Too funny.

I'd like to thank JPL and Ledded for the help they gave on BNF II, they made a very significant contribution.

And if anyone has any questions, Im happy to help (as I imagine are JPL and Ledded).

Chuck
 


The Princesses of Mars? Nah, I'll just groupie. :P

Less work, more princesses. That's my motto.

Oh, and buy Blood and Fists, people. You might end up a Princesses of Mars groupie. Or a DM of stewardesses. Worked for me. :D
 

barsoomcore said:
The Princesses of Mars? Nah, I'll just groupie. :P

Less work, more princesses. That's my motto.

Oh, and buy Blood and Fists, people. You might end up a Princesses of Mars groupie. Or a DM of stewardesses. Worked for me. :D

quit rubbing it in!

:p

zen

:cool:
 

Oh, sorry! Does that sting a little bit? Here, let me help.

One stewardess is a former hometown beauty pageant winner.
One is Columbian/French. Mm, French accents.
One is a perky redhead.
One is my wife who of course makes Dejah Thoris pale by comparison. She loves war movies, swordfighting, can quote great swathes of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, drinks like a fiend and swears like a sailor, cooks a mean carrot-date loaf and says things like, "Why don't we rent Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!? I want to watch strippers in hot rods."

Okay, my wife's not ACTUALLY a stewardess. She just plays in the Stewardess game.

That probably takes the sting right out, doesn't it? Huh? Isn't that better?

Blood and Fists. You too can live the dream. :D
 

barsoomcore said:
Oh, sorry! Does that sting a little bit? Here, let me help.

One stewardess is a former hometown beauty pageant winner.
One is Columbian/French. Mm, French accents.
One is a perky redhead.
One is my wife who of course makes Dejah Thoris pale by comparison. She loves war movies, swordfighting, can quote great swathes of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, drinks like a fiend and swears like a sailor, cooks a mean carrot-date loaf and says things like, "Why don't we rent Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!? I want to watch strippers in hot rods."

Okay, my wife's not ACTUALLY a stewardess. She just plays in the Stewardess game.

That probably takes the sting right out, doesn't it? Huh? Isn't that better?

Blood and Fists. You too can live the dream. :D

oh yeah. much better now. gee for a minute there i thought it was hot chicks that guys could actually like. thanks for clearing it up. :p

i will pity the suffering you must be going through everytime you are forced to play in a game with these...females. and i want you to know, i'm there for you.

oh the sacrifices we make for our hobby. :D

zen

:cool:
 


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