Bob vs boB

[kenobi65]

Naw, Bruce. As in New Bruce, this here is Bruce, he teaches modern philosophy and elgalitarianism. This is Bruce, he teaches classical greek philosophy and I'm Bruce, I head the department. You get all that Bruce?

My name is Michael.

Mind if we call you Bruce? It'd be easier.

This is the wattle
The symbol of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand

Australia, Australia, Australia!

 

[Mycanid]

Jah, jah! Vould you like eine bratvurst, Herr Mycanid?

Nein. Danke shein. Ya nein eaten da meatvurst!

 

[kenobi65]

The logo: Uma Thurman in the "Birth of Venus" scene with a knockwurst in one hand and a beer in the other.

Oooh, jah! Mein idea ist getting better all der time, thanks to das volks at ENVorld!

 

[kenobi65]

Nein. Danke shein. Ya nein eaten da meatvurst!

Dis one, is made mit mushrooms und soybeans. Ve hope das mushrooms are nein your relatives, Herr Mycanid.

 

[hafrogman]

This is the wattle
The symbol of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand

Australia, Australia, Australia!

We love ya!

 

[Mycanid]

Dis one, is made mit mushrooms und soybeans. Ve hope das mushrooms are nein your relatives, Herr Mycanid.

Ooooo! Danke shein!

MAWNCH!

 

[Olaf the Stout]

This is the wattle
The symbol of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand

Australia, Australia, Australia!

Despite being from Australia, I have no idea what you are talking about!

Olaf the Stout

 

[Mycanid]

Despite being from Australia, I have no idea what you are talking about!

Olaf the Stout

How about this one Olaf?

There's a trade you all know well
And it's bringing cattle over,
On every track to the gulf and back
Men know the Queensland drover.
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REFRAIN:So pass the billy round boys,
Don't let the pint pot stand there
For tonight we'll drink the health
Of every Overlander.

I come from the Northern plains
Where the girls and grass are scanty
Where the creeks run dry or ten feet high
And it's either drought or plenty.

There are men from every land
From Spain and France and Flanders
They're a well mixed pack, both white and black
The Queensland Overlanders.

When we've earned a spree in town
We live like pigs in clover
And the whole dam cheque pours down the neck
Of many a Queensland drover.

As I pass along the road,
The children raise my dander
Shouting "Mother dear, take in the clothes
Here comes an Overlander".

 

[ssampier]

Here are two pieces of advice:

1. Don't drink and post.
2. Think before you post.

Hopefully, that should clear up some matters.

Humph, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

[hafrogman]

Despite being from Australia, I have no idea what you are talking about!

Olaf the Stout

That's because it's not Australian culture. It's British!

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