Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[TarionzCousin]

Minis Handbook 2: More Complex Rules
Demigods Only
Dice-Rolling For Dummies
Manual Monsters: D&D Puppet Making
Expanded Cryogenics Handbook: The Freezing
Cantrip Compendium
Races of Darkness: Underwater Drow (aka the Drowning)
Ravenloft For Kids, Featuring Scooby Do and the Gang
Book of Tepid Mediocrity
Complete Feh: Forgettable NPC's from the WotC Novels

 

[Masquerade]

Another book about dragons (Tome of Dragons: Dragons of Dragonhood) or anything relating to epic levels (Expanded Epic Level Handbook). Oh, or any book that devotes more than a few pages to warlock invocations.

Cantrip Compendium

Actually, I kind of like that idea.
And I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that a Scooby Doo-style Ravenloft game would make for a spectacular one-shot.

 

[molonel]

That list made me laugh. I wish I had something humorous to add, but damn. That was worth clicking on this link.

 

[Set]

The Complete Guide to Spellfire, Netherese High Magic, 10th level spells, Chosen of Mystra, luring gods into dark alleys and ganking them to steal their power and other things your PC *can never do.*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Star Sisterz: The RPG

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

The Complete Guide to Spellfire, Netherese High Magic, 10th level spells, Chosen of Mystra, luring gods into dark alleys and ganking them to steal their power and other things your PC *can never do.*

What you don't allow Spellfire? Or Netherese Magic? You don't even have any gawds to mug? What kind of fun is that?

 

[tvknight415]

4E

Oops, did I say that out loud?

 

[TarionzCousin]

That list made me laugh. I wish I had something humorous to add, but damn. That was worth clicking on this link.

Thanks. Check back. These boards are full of creative and funny people. Hopefully some of them will post here.

The Complete Guide to Spellfire, Netherese High Magic, 10th level spells, Chosen of Mystra, luring gods into dark alleys and ganking them to steal their power and other things your PC *can never do.*

We don't need a book for this stuff; it comes naturally to players...and teenage DM's.

P.S. I killed Arioch when I was 15. Who didn't?

 

[Deekin]

Complete Psionic 2: With more errata, nerfery, and wortheless and\or broken classes.

 

[Psimancer]

Cantrip Compendium

Actually, I kind of like that idea.

I'll second that! Put me down for a copy too!