This round's on Starman
Originally posted by Starman
"This one's on me."
Bill thanks you kindly.
Originally posted by Starman
"So, tell me more about these military boys comin' to your store."
"Whash you wanna know?" Bill asks drunkenly. "Them big truckloads of 'em come through same day every month. Rigs an' trucks an guns an all." Bill suddenly looks at Jeremy suspiciously, "Why, whash it to you, bub?"
The waitress looks over at the two conversing at the bar. "Now Bill, you behave yourself. The boy's only tryin' to make conversation."
Bill stares at the waitress for a little while, eyes seeming to focus and unfocus at random. "Martha, you shtay out o' thish. It'sh between me an' him...not you." Bill looks at Jeremy "Ishn't that right?"
Bill continues on, acting as if talking to himself, "now lesh shee here. Them army guys'll be through prolly 'round noon tomorrow, an they'll have losh o' money to spend. I stocked up on Maxims an' Mountain Dew, sho I'll be fine there..." All of the sudden Bill's eyes get wide. "Toilet paper!" Bill looks directly at Jeremy, eyes wide with seeming panic, "toilet paper!"
Bill shakes his head. "The army folks always want the soft toilet paper on account of the gov'ment always giving 'em the rough shtuff. I forgot to stock the toilet paper...sho I guess I'll have to go back over there an'..." Bill's voice drowns off as he slowly gets up and begins a winding path towards the door.
The waitress shakes her head in disdain as Bill exits. "Damn fool drunk."