Bumping.

[DonAdam]

*whistles* It's such a beautiful day, strolling through the thre*BUMP*

*clutches knee in pain*

 

[Khayman]

Ask not for whom the thread bumps.

 

[Angcuru]

If you are in ze Los Angeles area und would like tickets, call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKEN SCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

I say, I'm going to go find something to strike you with!

 

[Wystan]

There is a story of a smurf that smurfed the smurf when he decided to bump a thread. I forget the outcome, but it was the Smurfiest Smurf I ever Smurf.

 

[reveal]

Pad, pad, pad the ever increasing postcount!

 

[JimAde]

<bad accent>
You have received a bümp on ze head
</bad accent>

 

[mojo1701]

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Druid walk into a bar.

*bump*

Ouch.

 

[Evilhalfling]

three...

two....

One .....

Pull!

Skeetbump.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Who put the bump
In the bump bah bump bah bump?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?

 

[jonesy]

In Soviet Russia, the thread bumps you.