Bumping.

[Brain]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then isn't a "congress" the opposite of "progress?"

Or did I just freaking blow your mind?

what about constitution?

 

[Turanil]

There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING interesting in this thread. I cannot understand why people would keep this alive.

 

[JimAde]

There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING interesting in this thread. I cannot understand why people would keep this alive.

Because they're desperate for attention and trying to raise their post count.

Let's see... 1,656....1,657....

 

[Angel Tarragon]

There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING interesting in this thread. I cannot understand why people would keep this alive.

Why, for the bumping of course! What better reason does one need?

 

[Pbartender]

"Damn the moderators... FULL BUMP AHEAD!"

-Admiral Forumglut, at the Battle of Mobump Bay, August 1864.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Yes, damn, them. BUMPING SPEED!

 

[Scotley]

I'm a little disappointed, I expected that there would be better jokes in this thread. I must say stop the bumping and just let it die.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

I'm a little disappointed, I expected that there would be better jokes in this thread. I must say stop the bumping and just let it die.

...and what if it LIKES being bumped, hmmm?!

 

[mojo1701]

Chang: I am as constant as the northern bump...
McCoy: I'd give real money if he'd shut up!

 

[Brain]

I'm a little disappointed, I expected that there would be better jokes in this thread. I must say stop the bumping and just let it die.

Yes, live and let die.