BLACKDIRGE
Adventurer
Okay, gotta vent a bit.
My home office, where I do all my game design, writing, etc., looks out over a busy street. I’ve learned to live with the noise of traffic, but there is also a bus stop right outside my window. I have nothing against those that take publics transportation, but this particular bus stop attracts the strangest (and loudest) freaks in the entire city.
The cavalcade of weirdoes includes a morbidly obese couple that engages in screaming arguments for the half an hour or so they wait for the bus, a group of high school students that shout obscenities at passing cars, and the moron currently standing at the bus stop listening to his Ipod and singing at the top of his lungs. I believe he is currently butchering Linkin Park. Last week, he made Steve Perry cry by raping Journey with a voice that sounded like a cross between one of the chipmunks and a man with a severe sinus infection. The week before, he eviscerated Evanescence, screeching liking a deranged howler monkey with its testicles in a vice.
So, if you see Enraged Game Designer Slays Singing Retard as a headline in a California paper tomorrow morning, you’ll know what happened. Gods grant me the strength…
BD
My home office, where I do all my game design, writing, etc., looks out over a busy street. I’ve learned to live with the noise of traffic, but there is also a bus stop right outside my window. I have nothing against those that take publics transportation, but this particular bus stop attracts the strangest (and loudest) freaks in the entire city.
The cavalcade of weirdoes includes a morbidly obese couple that engages in screaming arguments for the half an hour or so they wait for the bus, a group of high school students that shout obscenities at passing cars, and the moron currently standing at the bus stop listening to his Ipod and singing at the top of his lungs. I believe he is currently butchering Linkin Park. Last week, he made Steve Perry cry by raping Journey with a voice that sounded like a cross between one of the chipmunks and a man with a severe sinus infection. The week before, he eviscerated Evanescence, screeching liking a deranged howler monkey with its testicles in a vice.
So, if you see Enraged Game Designer Slays Singing Retard as a headline in a California paper tomorrow morning, you’ll know what happened. Gods grant me the strength…
BD
