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<blockquote data-quote="Scotley" data-source="post: 4458319" data-attributes="member: 11520"><p>Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger...</p><p></p><p>You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already. </p><p></p><p>3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two.</p><p></p><p>6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games. </p><p></p><p>8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide.</p><p></p><p>11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif. </p><p></p><p>Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Scotley, post: 4458319, member: 11520"] Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger... You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already. 3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two. 6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games. 8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide. 11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif. Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more. [/QUOTE]
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