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<blockquote data-quote="Argyle King" data-source="post: 5653384" data-attributes="member: 58416">Maybe the announcement was the planned release of 4eEe - 4th Edition Essentials Electronic (known as &quot;FeEe&quot; by the h4ters due to the claim of it being a money grab.)&nbsp; Physical books will be completely replaced by digital content using files that can only be viewed the special DDi reader.&nbsp; The slogan being &quot;the books shall remain the same.&quot;The announcement was cancelled because they have not yet worked out the smudging problem with PHB1, MM1, and DMG1.&nbsp; Also, several testers have reported that pages seemed to fall out of their Adventurer's Vault DDidf whenever they would click to turn a page.&nbsp; It's believed to be a problem with the pH balance and natural acid on the fingers of people when they click their mouse buttons.As an added bonus, each new subscriber will be mailed a Ninja Cam.&nbsp; If the NC (Ninja Cam) detects actual physical books being used to play, it sends a signal to WoTC.&nbsp; A team of WoTC Ninjas will then arrive 1d4 days later to confiscate said books.&nbsp; In extreme cases, they'll go full on Farenheit 451 and bring flame throwers.&nbsp; There's a burning clause added to the DDi ToS which protects WoTC from any liability for damages resulting from flame throwers and/or ninjas.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Argyle King, post: 5653384, member: 58416"] Maybe the announcement was the planned release of 4eEe - 4th Edition Essentials Electronic (known as "FeEe" by the h4ters due to the claim of it being a money grab.) Physical books will be completely replaced by digital content using files that can only be viewed the special DDi reader. The slogan being "the books shall remain the same." The announcement was cancelled because they have not yet worked out the smudging problem with PHB1, MM1, and DMG1. Also, several testers have reported that pages seemed to fall out of their Adventurer's Vault DDidf whenever they would click to turn a page. It's believed to be a problem with the pH balance and natural acid on the fingers of people when they click their mouse buttons. As an added bonus, each new subscriber will be mailed a Ninja Cam. If the NC (Ninja Cam) detects actual physical books being used to play, it sends a signal to WoTC. A team of WoTC Ninjas will then arrive 1d4 days later to confiscate said books. In extreme cases, they'll go full on Farenheit 451 and bring flame throwers. There's a burning clause added to the DDi ToS which protects WoTC from any liability for damages resulting from flame throwers and/or ninjas. [/QUOTE]

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