Cant Liken' too a Corsair Day

[alsih2o]

Arrr.. Me understanding is that ole John o' the Appleseed had a checkered past hisself, mind. And I do believe he ended his career dancing with Jack Ketch after keelhauling the daughter o' the guvner of Jamaica.

oooh! that wasn't in any of the books i read! i will have to include that info.

thanks josh!

 

[Umbran]

... if any of you land lubers ...

Arrr, they be cute afore they get their sea-legs

Listen, me hearty, while there be countless tales of storm-wracked ships spreadin' oil upon the waters to calm the sea, I've yet to hear a one about folks doin' the same upon the land. Even the most dim man-Jack knows that if the earth be heavin' itself about, laying forth with a bit o whale-oil will do as much good as keelhauling a smoked ham.

 

[Wombat]

If ye would truly converse as in th' True Manner o' th' Brethern o' th' Coast, seek ye th' cinematic entertainment entitled Elephant Parts o' Michael Nesmith an' repeat wi' him The Pirate Alphabet!

Eye!
Tea?

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite fast-food joint?
A: ARRRRRRRRby's!

Q: Who's a pirate's favorite movie actor?
A: ARRRRRRRRnold Schwarzenegger!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
A: ARRRRRRRRtichokes!

Q: Where do pirates go to learn to dance?
A: ARRRRRRRRthur Murray!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
A: ARRRRRRRRbor Day!

Q: Why did the old pirate have to retire?
A: Because of his ARRRRRRRRthritis!

Q: Where do swashbuckling pirates try to land their cutlass blows?
A: In an ARRRRRRRRtery!

Q: Why do pirates visit Chicago?
A: To see the ARRRRRRRRchitecture!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pet?
A: A parrot. Everyone knows that.


(Bet you thought I was going to say ARRRRRRRRmadillo!)

 

[Macbeth]

I be liken' the salty tone of these boards, me bucko's. Yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, and Barnacle Bills a sailor.