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Was a Tattooine slave as a kid, pod racers I'd fly.
'Til QuiGon freed me he did, then ten years go by.
Now I'm protecting Padme's life, and you know why.
Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi!
 

I'm sorry Gollum.
I never meant to hurt you,
But you can kiss that ring bye-bye,
'Cause tonight, I'm stealing like a Hobbit.
One more time, I said
I'm sorry Gollum.
I never meant to hurt you,
But you can kiss that ring bye-bye,
'Cause tonight, I'm stealing like a Hobbit.
 

In the middle of the Earth
In the land of the Shire
There's a great little Hobbit
That we all admire.

With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy-willy toes,
He lives in a Hobbit-hole
and everybody knows

him: Bilbo, BILBO, Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall.
Bilbo, BILBO, Bilbo Baggins
The greatest little Hobbit of them all.
 

Have you ever been angered while sent on a dangerous quest?
I have, 'cause of this ring hangin' on a chain on my chest.
Saturday, was sent on my way, Gandalf the Grey
Said get away, to the fires of Mount Doom, no delay.
All this medieval upheaval has led to evil retrieval.
Hid from Souron the moron, a weasel once known as Smeagol.
Running from Uruk-hai and Wraiths, by now you all know the story,
With Saruman in Isengard, and his Play Doh Orc factory.
Gory! Men, elves, and dwarfs, listen to them yell and them shout.
Now we're the Fellowship, but they'll never mellow me out.
Make no mistake. It's prob'bly too much for you to take,
Ain't it Gollum? I'm-a show you I'm a hard Hobbit to break!
 


Amazing
Beautiful
Creatures
Dancing
Excites the
Forest
Glade, In my
Heart how do
I do
Jump like the
Kudo
Listening to the
Music, so
Nice the
Organ
Plays,
Quietly
Rests the
Sleepy
Tiger
Under the
Vine tree at the
Waterside, and
X marks the place 'neath the
Yellow moon where the
Zulu chief and I did hide.
 


Into the Woods

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