I too would like to change my name. Ever since getting my mortgage, I have realised that I have entered a new phase in my life, something reinforced by my realisation that I did not know the name of a single major music act to appear in the last two years. No more for me the carefree wanderings and confused questionings of youth. Instead, I now embrace the privileges and responsibilities that are my due as a full-fledged member of society and contributor to the nation's burgeoning levels of personal debt. To mark this occasion, henceforth I wish to be known as "George". kthx.