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[Chapter 1] Iron Lords of Jupiter


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Jim, taking the assumption the groll is just some mexican wrestler in a suit, sizes up to him, saying loudly and slowly "Que? No Comprende you dum mexican," guestures to the other human "Me an this other guy need a Doctor, you comprende? D O C T O R... Where are the stage hands? camera crew?" looks over at Morguk "Hey you, in the stupid suit, you speak American like any smart person? whats going on here?"
 

garyh said:
Making his way towards the wreckage, he made sure the two beings were out of the wreckage, and then saw to their wounds. Though he didn't completely understand their nature, he didn't think either's wounds were too grave.

Morguk patches up their scrapes and cuts. Aurthahz seems more gravely injured.
 

mirthcard said:

Here we go... Look at all of this! How am I going to carry it all? Morguk thought to himself as he looked around the lab.

[groll]"Hey Groll ... um, how are you named? I hate calling you Groll all the time,"[/groll], the weaponcrafter said, [groll]"Anyway, we've got to take all this with us. The resistance could make great use of this cache of supplies. Can you help me bag up what we can to take with us? I'll work on trying to find some protection for us."[/groll]

[groll]"My name is Bone-Mender, and we cannot leave these beings here. They might be enlaved as well. I will help them, and they will come with us,"[/groll]
 

Alehandro begins to come to terms with the scene unfolding before him, finally speaking to the other human:

"Hey, vato, where are we? Who are you? and most importantly, who are they?"

Note that Alehandro speaks with a very heavy spanish accent.

Also note that "vato" is spanish slang
 


Alehandro:
"Wow, forget about my questions, vato, we got to get out of here. Hey any of you... (looks at the natives) ... hombres know a way out?"
 

Bone-Mender couldn't understand what the odd beings were saying, but he understood all too well the spreading flames. Gesturing with his large, two-fingered hand, he used his intimate knowledge of the Red Tower lead everyone towards the exit.
 

There is only one exit from the Red Tower; it is the doorway out to the landing where Morguk first arrived. It is a hundred feet off the ground, and it is only permitted to go out there when there is something to be brought inside. Several of the main towers of the Imperial Fortress are nearby, with very large blast cannons at the ready.
 

Jim looms over the other human as they head away from the flames, asking "Who are you calling Vadoo" pronoucing the forigen word slowly and badly "Dont you Know who I am?" leaves a few seconds for him to answer before adding "I'm Jim Bexley Speed, you may know me from WWE as 'Alabama Man'"
 

Into the Woods

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