Character Catchphrases

[Umbran]

Way back when, playing d6 Star Wars, I played an ex-pirate (well, he still had it as a hobby), who far too often was heard to say, "It's only a Star Destroyer!"

 

[WarlockLord]

My telepath, whenever confronted by foes, says:

"I find your presence...offensive"

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

My battlerager, believing that Clangeddin would resurect him if his service was still needed, never wanted other part members to heal him: "Healing is for p*****s!" When he attacked, he declared "Stitch that, (goblin/ogre/dragon/pansy-elf)!"

My LG, grim and grizzled, Mad-Eye Moody-inspired Cleric/Ranger/Ghostwatcher/Hunter of the Dead, when queried about his morose nature, the prevalance of evil, or the depravity exhibited by the foes of the god of light, responds "The light that shines brightest casts the deepest shadows."

 

[mr_outsidevoice]

in an old 2nd ed game a routine started between me and my buddy after we find out the true extent of the BBEG's plans for that adventure.

"Darrin?"
"Yes Hal?"
"I am feeling quite angry at this moment."
"I understand Hal."
Then much spell induced death followed

Current campaign, whenever the other characters start talking about magic or planes or pretty much anything that requires Knowledge(X) rolls, they ask for my fighter's opinion. I stare at them, roleplay holding a scimitar
"I hit things with this."

 

[Richards]

My son's often-slain fighter, upon being resurrected (yet again!), would always say: "Eh, I've been killed by worse."

Johnathan

 

[Hairfoot]

"Uh-uh. Not me."

 

[ceratitis]

what no classic or are you just ashamed you've said:

"stop ye shall answer me these questions three..."

"Diiiiiiiiiismount"

"i'll be back"

"it was a mighty dual, both were masters"

and my favorite- famous last words "what duck?"
Z