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<blockquote data-quote="MNblockhead" data-source="post: 8136517" data-attributes="member: 6796661"><p>All DMs are cruel to their player's in some way. It's inevitable. We have to play all the bad guys. But I think I may have gone too far. I'm writing limericks mocking them. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Probably too many in-jokes to be funny outside our group, but I enjoyed writing them. If anyone one else has limericks, other poems, or songs about their party...especially mocking in nature, please share!</p><p></p><p>There was a fey cleric of Telophus</p><p>Who was so sincere but a bit pompous</p><p>To do good by any means</p><p>He tried convorting with fiends</p><p><s>And got one's member down his glottis</s></p><p>And found himself a devil's accomplice</p><p></p><p>There lives a deep gnome in Keep Calaelen</p><p>Keeping bad company with elves 'n men</p><p>for foes one and all</p><p>he casts fireball</p><p>and leaves his burnt friends to the eladrin</p><p></p><p>We know a halfling thief that exists</p><p>Who likes to pick locks with his fists</p><p>When treasure he purloins</p><p>He leaves behind some coins</p><p>Spends the rest on old hags for new trysts</p><p></p><p></p><p>But for the worg/were-tiger with magic jumping goat's feet (Rappan Athuk gets weird...), a simple Limerick doesn't suffice:</p><p></p><p>{to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"}</p><p></p><p>Come and listen to my story 'bout a worg named Slumeer</p><p>A poor mountain worg, who killed all who came near</p><p>And then one day he went out to take a poop</p><p>And into the woods came a bumbling group</p><p></p><p>Men that is, fresh meat, hunt grand prix</p><p></p><p>Well the first thing you know Slumeer's a something-were</p><p>The new group said "Slumeer move away from there"</p><p>Said "our keep is the place you ought've been</p><p>So he loaded up his loot and moved to Calaelen</p><p></p><p>Keep, that is. Draining latrines, halfling bars</p><p></p><p>Slumeer bought a fight pit, lordy it is swank</p><p>Next door neighbor's an elf of some rank</p><p>Lotta folks complaining, but quietly, in case</p><p>Slumeer hears and bites 'em in the face!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MNblockhead, post: 8136517, member: 6796661"] All DMs are cruel to their player's in some way. It's inevitable. We have to play all the bad guys. But I think I may have gone too far. I'm writing limericks mocking them. :) Probably too many in-jokes to be funny outside our group, but I enjoyed writing them. If anyone one else has limericks, other poems, or songs about their party...especially mocking in nature, please share! There was a fey cleric of Telophus Who was so sincere but a bit pompous To do good by any means He tried convorting with fiends [S]And got one's member down his glottis[/S] And found himself a devil's accomplice There lives a deep gnome in Keep Calaelen Keeping bad company with elves 'n men for foes one and all he casts fireball and leaves his burnt friends to the eladrin We know a halfling thief that exists Who likes to pick locks with his fists When treasure he purloins He leaves behind some coins Spends the rest on old hags for new trysts But for the worg/were-tiger with magic jumping goat's feet (Rappan Athuk gets weird...), a simple Limerick doesn't suffice: {to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"} Come and listen to my story 'bout a worg named Slumeer A poor mountain worg, who killed all who came near And then one day he went out to take a poop And into the woods came a bumbling group Men that is, fresh meat, hunt grand prix Well the first thing you know Slumeer's a something-were The new group said "Slumeer move away from there" Said "our keep is the place you ought've been So he loaded up his loot and moved to Calaelen Keep, that is. Draining latrines, halfling bars Slumeer bought a fight pit, lordy it is swank Next door neighbor's an elf of some rank Lotta folks complaining, but quietly, in case Slumeer hears and bites 'em in the face! [/QUOTE]
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