Chart of Critical Misses

[Pappy]

I'm currently running a 3.5 Campaign. The other day I was thinking; there are benefits for people when they hit criticals, but there should be a balance for when characters (monsters/enemies included) hit critical misses (a roll of 1). So my question to the fine fellas of the board is this: what kind of chart can I use to determine what happens when a character hits a critical miss. I think it would add a randomness to combat that'll keep the players on their toes. I mean...if you gain benefits for critical hits, you should incur some penalty or something if you hit a critical miss.

So, what do you guys think? Something random...

Pappy

 

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D12 RESULTS OF CRITICAL MISS

1 Loss of grip or balance. -2 next attack.
2 Loss of balance. -2 AC for one round.
3 Dropped weapon, if applicable. Falls in front of PC.
4 Loss of balance. -5 initiative.
5 Dropped weapon, if applicable. Falls 10 ft. away.
6 Distraction. Loss of dexterity and dodge bonuses to
AC, if applicable.
7 Strained wrist, -2 all attacks for next hour.
8 Dislocated joint, -2 all attacks for next 24 hrs.
9 Distraction. -2 AC and -2 to attacks for one round.
10 Fall prone, if applicable.
11 Disorientation. -10 initiative and -4 next attack.
12 Damaged weapon. Permanent -1 attack penalty
(masterwork weapons make a save at DC 10).