CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

[Samloyal23]

Here's something to make a berk giggle...

Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf just laughs and walks under it...

 

[Dog Moon]

Berk?

That sounds more like a Planescape joke. Like "Two Elves walk into a bar. The Dwarf disappears through a portal."

 

[Dioltach]

If a dwarven fighter tries to move silently and there's no one around to make a listen check, does he still make a noise?

 

[Samloyal23]

If a dwarven fighter tries to move silently and there's no one around to make a listen check, does he still make a noise?

Not if he rolls a natural 20...

 

[Umbran]

Berk?

Small island, populated by dragon-riding vikings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DreamWorks_Dragons

 

[Janx]

Berk?

That sounds more like a Planescape joke. Like "Two Elves walk into a bar. The Dwarf disappears through a portal."

Berk is regional slang from england. Planescape wasn't making up new words, they were borrowing.


Per this dictionary, it is NOT polite, or safe for work.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/berk

 

[Samloyal23]

I got the impression "berk" is roughly equivalent to "doofus"...

 

[Morrus]

Berk was Cockney Rhyming Slang for something we can't say here. However, it has lost that meaning in common use, and is, indeed, pretty mild now. It's quite old-fashioned; my grandma might say it, but I wouldn't.

 

[the noble bard]

Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf had been there all day.

 

[Rune]

Four adventurers faced a wicked foe.

The paladin said, "I challenge thee to the field of honor, where I shall thrash thee soundly."

The bard said, "I shall compose a tale wherein your downfall will be told."

The cleric said, "I bring the wrath of Divinity that you may repent your wickedness."

The thief said nothing; he was already in position to backstab by now.