Chick strikes again! What do I do now?

[Welverin]

So I picked up the mail today, meaning Monday, and I get this letter with my name and address written on it with a black marker. Mysteriously there is no return address and the postmark is nothing but a bunch of black lines, conveniently hiding the city of origin.

So I opened it up and what did I find inside but The Beast, by J.T.C. Yes, folks Jack Chick has found me! What do I do? I figure I have to move at the very least, maybe change my name. Is entering the witness protection program going to far?

So what do I need to do and what should I do? My life depends on it.

 

[Dirigible]

Send him a copy of Knights of the Dinner Table.

Never know your luck. Might convert him.

 

[Mark Chance]

Odds are the mail was not from Chick himself. I doubt he'd be shy about return addresses. Best bet is someone you know is responsible, and the mail is either a joke or an awkward attempt at religious counseling.

Did you check the postmark for city of origin?

 

[Cerubus Dark]

So I picked up the mail today, meaning Monday, and I get this letter with my name and address written on it with a black marker. Mysteriously there is no return address and the postmark is nothing but a bunch of black lines, conveniently hiding the city of origin.

So I opened it up and what did I find inside but The Beast, by J.T.C. Yes, folks Jack Chick has found me! What do I do? I figure I have to move at the very least, maybe change my name. Is entering the witness protection program going to far?

So what do I need to do and what should I do? My life depends on it.

Hehe, you could always send it to me. I could use a good laugh now and then.

 

[Henry]

So I opened it up and what did I find inside but The Beast, by J.T.C. Yes, folks Jack Chick has found me! What do I do?

Contact Peter Benchley about Trademark Infringement.

 

[jasper]

Contact Peter Benchley about Trademark Infringement.

buzzz wrong. You can not copyright a title of a book or movie etc. Product yes

 

[Henry]

buzzz wrong. You can not copyright a title of a book or movie etc. Product yes

1) I was being Facetious.

2) I said Trademark.

 

[herald]

buzzz wrong. You can not copyright a title of a book or movie etc. Product yes

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[Sage]

So, I gather this chick guy is some kind of serial killer, right? If not, this thread has set me way off.

Well, if so, check up on what you know about him, they usually have a pattern of sorts and only go after specific targets. Oh, and yes, if this is serious, the police is probably the place to go. I bet they'll help you.

Anyway, mark is probably right. You'd be amazed at how many letters were sent with flour in then during that anthrax (or what was the things name) episode.

Sage

 

[Zappo]

So, I gather this chick guy is some kind of serial killer, right?

Well, in a manner of speaking. However, his only victims are facts, logic and common sense.