Chicken Mage!

[Pbartender]

Later that night when they slaughtered the chicken for dinner, they discovered it was actually a polymorphed commoner.

YOINK!

Well played, indeed.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

It's too bad the Ennies don't have a "Rat Bastard DM" award. If they did, I would nominate you for it. That's awesome.

I once had my PC's Ambushed by Awakened Cannibal-Chicken Monks of Hastur (As they ate only Humanoid Flesh, Cannibal isn't exactly the right word)..

While they were frying up eggs for Breakfast.

The looks on thier faces was quite indescribeable.

Which brought up the question.

If you are an adventurer & you get Stunning Beaked & Pecked to death by Chickens.....

When the Cleric tries to Raise you, is you spirit to ashamed to go back to your body?

 

[Land Outcast]

Delicious... I'm having visions of me using the term "chicken mage" in the future to call so any backstabber... seriously

 

[The Thayan Menace]

Kudos!

Later that night when they slaughtered the chicken for dinner, they discovered it was actually a polymorphed commoner.

Nicely done.

-Samir

 

[Hypersmurf]

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys.
But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.

What's a Chicken Transmuter's favourite spell? Eggspeditious Retreat.
How about a Chicken Abjurer? Eggsplosive Runes.
What's a Chicken Warlock's favourite incantation? Dark One's Own Cluck.
What's a Chicken Mage's favourite metamagic feat? Henlarge Spell.

-Hyp.

 

[ceratitis]

I hereby motion that EN World introduces a Rat Bastard Award.

I further motion that Scribble is awarded this title without further ado!

3rd this !!
so cool
Z

 

[Drowbane]

I DM for a small group in a homebrew world. Last night they were exploring the northern territory of the kingdom they live in, and came across a rather unique traveller...

Kareem Darjure, a travelling merchant of all things arcane (and chickens.)

He was a little man traveling through the woods in a carriage covered in chicken coops, pulled by some sort of metallic humanoid. (A shield guardian)

The little man offered to sell them some scrolls or potions, or perhaps remove a curse or two, in addition to selling them a fresh chicken or two for dinner.

The group took him up on a few scrolls and a chicken.





Later that night when they slaughtered the chicken for dinner, they discovered it was actually a polymorphed commoner.

They were no longer very happy.

They went back to fight. One of them died.

Consider this encounter yoinked!

 

[Scribble]

Consider this encounter yoinked!

Haha yoink away man, yoink away!

What's a Chicken Transmuter's favourite spell? Eggspeditious Retreat.
How about a Chicken Abjurer? Eggsplosive Runes.
What's a Chicken Warlock's favourite incantation? Dark One's Own Cluck.
What's a Chicken Mage's favourite metamagic feat? Henlarge Spell.

Nice. Awesome picture as well. Did you drawl that?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

(As they ate only Humanoid Flesh, Cannibal isn't exactly the right word)..

You want Anthropophague ("human eater")

 

[Kae'Yoss]

We all know those young chicken wizards. They're the ones who run around and shout "I just got laid". Young and inexperienced.

Chicken fighter's, of course, are very smart, and have the combat eggspertise feat.
Chicken rogues, on the other hand, are good at eggstortion.

Chicken necromancer's usually use the spell antilife shell, which is a lot more effective than the magehounds' favourite spell: barkskin.

Chicken mages also often use Bigby's Interposing Hen to keep predators away from their young