childish notions

[kyloss]

I thought Movie soundtracks were the sound from the whole movie-just no pictures.

 

[LostSoul]

I used to think that every song on the radio was performed live, in the studio.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Me too. Although being English, I prefer to call them 'chips'.


glass.

Only when it comes to "fish n' chips"....

 

[Rel]

Never mind air, wouldn't that let all the milk out?


glass.

If I'm understanding correctly, they are not talking about the top and bottom ends. Most milk cartons in the US are made of a heavy, waxed paper (or thin cardboard you might call it). They are folded in such a way that the top has two sides from which the milk can be poured. One says "open" on it and the other does not. That size usually has more of a wax seal on it so that opens rather poorly. You'd usually wind up ripping up the whole top of the milk carton trying to get the "unauthorized" side open. We called this "lactomangulation".

 

[Henry]

We called this "lactomangulation".

And here we see those same parenting skills in action...

--I accidentally walked in on my mom in the bathroom once, and thought I was going to Hell for seeing my mother naked. Still have yet to test the theory.

--I used to think that there was a buried treasure chest under a large double-trunked maple tree in my backyeard. The thing had a widespread, shallow root system, and very few places to dig anyway, but every day in summer I'd be out there, picking another place to dig for a few inches, hitting roots and giving up.

 

[sniffles]

When I was fairly small, my family went to Arkansas to visit my great-uncle, who ran a dairy farm. I was very tired when we arrived and fell asleep on the couch. I dreamed that my uncle had a buffalo in the pasture next to the barn. For years I was convinced that my great-uncle really had a pet buffalo, until I mentioned it once to my mother and she stared at me like I'd grown a second head.

 

[Nellisir]

For years I thought Vietnam was in Central America, near Nicaragua ... and Beirut.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

I used to think that Mormon women grew an extra set of arms for every kid they had.

I have no idea where that idea came from. I didn't even know what Mormons were back then!

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

--I accidentally walked in on my mom in the bathroom once, and thought I was going to Hell for seeing my mother naked. Still have yet to test the theory.

Silly Henry. If everyone of us who've seen your mother naked were going to Hell, Lucifer would have to add a 10th circle.

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...I've said too much.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

When I was fairly small, my family went to Arkansas to visit my great-uncle, who ran a dairy farm.

Where, may I ask, in Arkansas?