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<blockquote data-quote="Michael Morris" data-source="post: 554206" data-attributes="member: 87"><p>It's a day late, but what the hay???</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The Twelve Days in the Dungeon</strong></p><p>To the tune of the "Twelve Days of Christmas"</p><p></p><p><em>The first day in the dungeon the DM sent after me - a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>The second thing in the dungeon the DM sent after me were two stinky goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>The third... Three fat orcs, two stinky goblins and ...</em></p><p><em>The fourth ... four hobgoblins, three fat orcs...</em></p><p><em>The fifth ... Five Rust Monsters!! four hobgolins...</em></p><p><em>The Sixth ... Six Mad Hook Horrors</em></p><p><em>The Seventh ... Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors</em></p><p><em>The Eight ... Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber...</em></p><p><em>The Ninth ... Nine Vicious Slaadi ...</em></p><p><em>The Tenth ... Ten Towering giants ...</em></p><p><em>The Eleventh .... Eleven Lumbering Golems ...</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>The Twelth day the dungeon the DM sent after me, TWELVE Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Lumbering Golems, Ten Towering Giants, Nine Vicious Slaadi, Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors, FIVE RUST MONSTERS, four hobgolbins, three fat orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Hack 'n' Slash</strong></p><p>To the tune of "Jingle Bells"</p><p></p><p><em>Dashing through the gore,</em></p><p><em>With a +5 holy mace</em></p><p><em>Through the orcs I go</em></p><p><em>Smashing in their face</em></p><p><em>Heads of shoulding fling</em></p><p><em>Making blood sprays bright</em></p><p><em>What fun it is to laugh and sing</em></p><p><em>A slaying song tonight Oh!</em></p><p></p><p>CHORUS:</p><p><em>Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing all the day</em></p><p><em>oh what fun it is to run, hacking all the way oh</em></p><p><em>Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing come what may</em></p><p><em>Oh what fun it is to run, killing all the day.</em></p><p></p><p><em>See the cleric turn</em></p><p><em>See the ranger fight</em></p><p><em>See the mage draw back a bow</em></p><p><em>DUCK! He's on your right!</em></p><p></p><p>CHORUS...</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>It's beginning to Look like a Trap</strong></p><p>To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"</p><p></p><p><em>It's beginning to look a lot like a trap...</em></p><p><em>Everywhere we turn.</em></p><p><em>There are side grooves in the walls</em></p><p><em>Pit traps up in the hall</em></p><p><em>Careful, watch your step and please try not to fall...</em></p><p><em>It's beginning to look a lot like a trap</em></p><p><em>Is truly about to spring</em></p><p><em>So limber up all your toes</em></p><p><em>Get ready to face some foes</em></p><p><em>And remember to duck when you hear the ping!</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Deck the Orcs!!</strong></p><p>To the tune of "Deck the Orcs."</p><p></p><p><em>Deck the Orc with a mace +5</em></p><p><em>Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la</em></p><p><em>Bash his head until he's not live</em></p><p><em>Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la</em></p><p><em>Don we now our full plate armor</em></p><p><em>Fa lala Fa lala la la la</em></p><p><em>So the cretons cannot harm us</em></p><p><em>Fa lala la la la la la la la la...</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Ottie the Ogre's Cooking Song</strong></p><p>To the tune of "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays"</p><p></p><p><em>Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...</em></p><p><em>Nice and plump, not too stiff like the dwarves...</em></p><p><em>Not to skinny like the elves, boy they keep good on a shelf</em></p><p><em>And there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...</em></p><p></p><p></p><p>Well, that's all.. A belated Merry Christmas...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael Morris, post: 554206, member: 87"] It's a day late, but what the hay??? [b]The Twelve Days in the Dungeon[/b] To the tune of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" [i]The first day in the dungeon the DM sent after me - a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!" The second thing in the dungeon the DM sent after me were two stinky goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!" The third... Three fat orcs, two stinky goblins and ... The fourth ... four hobgoblins, three fat orcs... The fifth ... Five Rust Monsters!! four hobgolins... The Sixth ... Six Mad Hook Horrors The Seventh ... Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors The Eight ... Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber... The Ninth ... Nine Vicious Slaadi ... The Tenth ... Ten Towering giants ... The Eleventh .... Eleven Lumbering Golems ... The Twelth day the dungeon the DM sent after me, TWELVE Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Lumbering Golems, Ten Towering Giants, Nine Vicious Slaadi, Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors, FIVE RUST MONSTERS, four hobgolbins, three fat orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"[/i] [b]Hack 'n' Slash[/b] To the tune of "Jingle Bells" [i]Dashing through the gore, With a +5 holy mace Through the orcs I go Smashing in their face Heads of shoulding fling Making blood sprays bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A slaying song tonight Oh![/i] CHORUS: [i]Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing all the day oh what fun it is to run, hacking all the way oh Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing come what may Oh what fun it is to run, killing all the day.[/i] [i]See the cleric turn See the ranger fight See the mage draw back a bow DUCK! He's on your right![/i] CHORUS... [b]It's beginning to Look like a Trap[/b] To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" [i]It's beginning to look a lot like a trap... Everywhere we turn. There are side grooves in the walls Pit traps up in the hall Careful, watch your step and please try not to fall... It's beginning to look a lot like a trap Is truly about to spring So limber up all your toes Get ready to face some foes And remember to duck when you hear the ping![/i] [b]Deck the Orcs!![/b] To the tune of "Deck the Orcs." [i]Deck the Orc with a mace +5 Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la Bash his head until he's not live Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la Don we now our full plate armor Fa lala Fa lala la la la So the cretons cannot harm us Fa lala la la la la la la la la...[/i] [b]Ottie the Ogre's Cooking Song[/b] To the tune of "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays" [i]Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holidays... Nice and plump, not too stiff like the dwarves... Not to skinny like the elves, boy they keep good on a shelf And there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...[/i] Well, that's all.. A belated Merry Christmas... [/QUOTE]
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