Class Acts: Bard

[Nifft]

The horns are actually soft, like twi'lek head tentacles.

Perhaps the horns get hard when the Tiefling is feeling ...

Like nipples.

... cold. Yes. That's what I was going to say.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Regicide]

I'm still wondering if Orcus can lower his arms below 45 degrees. His arms are so short that he wouldn't be able to... adjust his cod piece... even if he could point them in that direction.

 

[Ryujin]

Codpiece adjustment is what succubi are for.

 

[Klaus]

Codpiece adjustment is what succubi are for.

But succubi are devils now.

Orcus will have to make do with Marilith codpiece adjusters...

 

[Ryujin]

But succubi are devils now.

Orcus will have to make do with Marilith codpiece adjusters...

Bah. A few flashy trinkets, a soul or two, and Bob's yer uncle.

 

[lukelightning]

Orcus will have to make do with Marilith codpiece adjusters...

Marilith Codpiece Adjuster Level 20 Elite Skirmisher
Large Elemental Humanoid (demon)
HP: 350 Bloodied: 175
AC: 33 Fortitute: 27 Reflex: 28 Will: 30
Resist 20 variable (2/encounter)

Saves +2

Speed 8
Action Points 1

m Poking stick (standard, at-will) Weapon
Reach 2; +29 vs AC; 1d10+15 damage.

M Major Adjustment (free, when boss's codpiece comes loose, at-will) Weapon

The marilith shifts her move to a spot adjacent to her boss and fixes his codpiece.

Wrathful Codpiece Dance (standard, recharges when first bloodied) Weapon

The marilith makes six pokey stick attacks to her enemies' groins. Each time it hits, the marilith shifts 1 square..

Alignment Chaotic evil Languages Abyssal
Skills Heal +21, Insight +19, Intimidate +21, Stealth +23
Str 24 (+17) Dex 24 (+16) Wis 19 (+14)
Con 20 (+15) Int 14 (+12) Cha 22 (+16)

Equipment: spare codpiece, 6 pokey sticks, duct tape

 

[CubeKnight]

Marilith Codpiece Adjuster Level 20 Elite Skirmisher
Large Elemental Humanoid (demon)
HP: 350 Bloodied: 175
AC: 33 Fortitute: 27 Reflex: 28 Will: 30
Resist 20 variable (2/encounter)

Saves +2

Speed 8
Action Points 1

m Poking stick (standard, at-will) Weapon
Reach 2; +29 vs AC; 1d10+15 damage.

M Major Adjustment (free, when boss's codpiece comes loose, at-will) Weapon

The marilith shifts her move to a spot adjacent to her boss and fixes his codpiece.

Wrathful Codpiece Dance (standard, recharges when first bloodied) Weapon

The marilith makes six pokey stick attacks to her enemies' groins. Each time it hits, the marilith shifts 1 square..

Alignment Chaotic evil Languages Abyssal
Skills Heal +21, Insight +19, Intimidate +21, Stealth +23
Str 24 (+17) Dex 24 (+16) Wis 19 (+14)
Con 20 (+15) Int 14 (+12) Cha 22 (+16)

Equipment: spare codpiece, 6 pokey sticks, duct tape

I'd be quite worried if one of my minions tried to fix my codpiece with a power with the Weapon keyword

 

[Piratecat]

I'd be quite worried if one of my minions tried to fix my codpiece with a power with the Weapon keyword

Stabbitty stab!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

As we used to say in the sandbox:

- Peng Peng, jetzt bist Du tot.
- Schnipp Schnapp, jetzt bist Du ein Mädchen.

Goot hunting for a translation.

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Anyone looked at the content of the Bard article and care to comment on that?

The new at-will seems to be like one of the Warlord At-Wills from Martial Power, but it's Ranged, Implement vs Will instead of melee, Weapon vs Reflex...

 

[Yabanjin]

- Peng Peng, jetzt bist Du tot.
- Schnipp Schnapp, jetzt bist Du ein Mädchen.

Goot hunting for a translation.

どんどん、今死んでいる。
ちょきちょき、今女の子だ。

I'm a helper!

Anyone looked at the content of the Bard article and care to comment on that?

The new at-will seems to be like one of the Warlord At-Wills from Martial Power, but it's Ranged, Implement vs Will instead of melee, Weapon vs Reflex...

I like the new options a lot--too bad my crossbow bard died on Saturday.