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Darth K'Trava said:
I don't think oozes get "titilated"... :lol:

They tend to "jiggle" too much when agitated.
He's probably bemoaning the unfair employment of silicone oozes unfairly imprisoned in the rich and famous.
 

My boss, who is crazy, wanted us all to watch the finale of 'Dancing with the Stars' last night. Needless to say I watched about 5 minutes and couldn't take it anymore, so I started flipping and when the cable guide said, "Cleavage", my interest peaked. I flipped it on and though I didn't recognize Carmen's perky voice, I did watch most of it.

Most of it was commentary by women. Perhaps the most mammarable moment was the buxom burlesque dancer shaking and pouring a martini. Or, it could have been the wenches claiming that their corsets would allow you to eat a meal, or at least a few appetizers off the surface area.

Or you could just watch to stay abreast of all the changes regarding cleavage throughout history. The Romans apparently actually thought it was too much to see the top bare.
 




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