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NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.
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Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
I'll have to rent the DVD sooner or later. Probably more sooner than later.reveal said:You're missing out. It's a hilarious movie.
Lady_Acoma
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I concur with that statement.reveal said:You're missing out. It's a hilarious movie.
Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
I'll try to get my hands on it this weekend.Lady_Acoma said:
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DaveMage said:
A guy walks into a bar in an old Western town. He siddles up to the bar and everyone is staring at him.
"Say, friend," the guys asks the bartender. "Would you happen to know if there are any women in this town?"
The bartender stares at him for a second and just says, "There ain't none."
The stranger frowns, "So what does a guy do on a lonely Saturday night around here?"
"See that meadow out there?" says the bartender, pointing out the door. "You take one of them sheep on a date. We all do it."
The stranger looks out the door and sees a bunch of sheep frolicking in the meadow. "Are you sure about that?" he asks the bartender.
"Yup. T'ain't nothing to be ashamed of."
So the stranger leaves. He goes to his home to think it over and decides that, if everyone else does it, he'll do it too. So come Saturday night, he dresses in his finest outfit and goes to the meadow. He picks out the "prettiest" sheep, dresses her in stockings and heels, and dabs a little bit of makeup on her face. He then proceeds to take her to the bar.
When he walks in, the entire bar turns around to see who entered and stops. Guys stop playing cards, the piano player stop playing, everyone stops talking, and the bartender stops serving drinks.
The guy who brought in the ship is shocked and yells, "You said this was okay! What are y'all looking at?!"
"Well, it is ok, mister," says the bartender. "We just didn't know you was datin' the sherrif's girl."
Thunderfoot
Hero
I do believe this thread has officially de-railed, rolled over the cliff, down the valley, through the river...
Darth K'Trava
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Thunderfoot said:I do believe this thread has officially de-railed, rolled over the cliff, down the valley, through the river...
What else is new around here....
Thread derailing is our biz!
