Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[Scott DeWar]

" you must spread more musturd and ketchup on other hotdogs before relishing over DA's comment"

 

[Rhun]

Then why wasn't it named "Alice Springs?"

Ha ha ha. Maybe it should be!

 

[megamania]

What about "oh-lah-lah"?

 

[megamania]

Then why wasn't it named "Alice Springs?"

Did she spring or did she =bleep=

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Another one:

The car- Cadillac CTS
Cadillac CTS - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Age/stress-related disability- Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a.k.a. CTS.

Apparently, manufacturers are marketing their luxury cars towards the aged with more subtlety.

What next? Mitsubishi Dementias? Acura NoSeX? Lamborghini Avandaryl? Bentley Incontinentals?

 

[Umbran]

What about "LookiewhatIgotafil"?

Wait...that sounds reeeeeaally bad.

It sounds bad, but gets you in for the "Lookie for Nookie" jingle line. For getting name recognition, there's nothing better than being cheesy.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Good point, good point.

Maybe we could get Survivor to rewrite "Eye of the Tiger" for this product, too!

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Hmm...it might not need much of a rewrite...

 

[Umbran]

Hmm...it might not need much of a rewrite...

To quote the ever-quotable Tom Lehrer:

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan. And the Wizard of Oz? There's a dirty old man!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Can you spot this lich's phylactery?

http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna...uploads/2011/01/Holly_Madison_Hugh_Hefner.jpg










Oh wait...that's a LECH, not a lich!