[Comic Crusaders] So it Beigns

Dibbler takes the rat and nurses it in his hands.
He flashes the Lizard a grin as if nothing happen and starts to thinking about how he's gonna be able to get the gold bits Jucki wants before Jucki comes back to collect it.

'Rats' he starts thinking 'maybe hordes of trained rats - send them into to infest a town, then show up a few days later and tell them I have a magic flute of rat control!

Absentmindedly he nibbles on the rats tail, whilst its head starts thrashing around in an attempt to escape

"So Marge... have you heard of any opportunities for brave and competent adventurers... such as us? And no more sewage jobs or rescuing someone's alligator!" he hears the Lizard ask and tends in an attentive ear...
 

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Timothy looks at the little kobold, people sure get weirder and weirder with their pets, as he calls his monkeys to him and hands them a banana.

"Bilbo..Sit, Good boy, here ya go"
"Frodo, Tumble, ahhh, that's it, one for you too"

And the three begin eating their bananas tastily....

He hears the Goblin saying something about adeventuring and is interested, he'll listen a bit too.
 

Yarsh taps his tail and feet, waiting for the barmaid to come back to him. He hissed at his lizard.

Monkeys. Disgusting creatures, he said, wiping the snot from his nose.
 

"I beg to differ, a lowly Lizard, Monkeys are the most intelligent of all animals in existence, lizards however....."

"Nevermind that, I don't believe we had the pleasure of being introduced? I am Petit Dejeuner, this is Bilbo *Monkey 1 bows* and this is Frodo *Monkey 2 dances around the lizard*"
 

"I be Yarsh, Kobold and the lizard be Scalarx. Bilbo and Frodo huh? Thheir names do ring a bell.. ", says Yarsh. "And that be Dibbler." Pointing to the goblin.
 

Dibbler waves, his mouth appaently fill of rat fur which he takes a moment to chew down and swallow.

"ah sorry 'bout dat" he steps forward towards the monkey keeper, a twinkle in his eyes.

"SO the monkeys dance do they?" he asks "I wonder if you've ever considered the stage? I've got an idea of writing a play featuring your two monkey's - possibly a quest to keep some small trinket - a bangle perhaps - out of the hands of some great evil overlord - what do you think?"
 

Tonguez said:

"SO the monkeys dance do they?" he asks "I wonder if you've ever considered the stage? I've got an idea of writing a play featuring your two monkey's - possibly a quest to keep some small trinket - a bangle perhaps - out of the hands of some great evil overlord - what do you think?"

"That story be done so many times! And why monkeys? It be about time someone wrote a story about a koboldie! We have a place in history, you know, even though I not be sure where it is!"
 

OOC: Wow, it just took 15 posts for that comment to be made! hehehehe.

IC: I don't like play's that much, but maybe we could get some sort of small devil to make pictures for us while the monkeys perform the play, but then they only perform once, and we can copy the pictures and play them at lotsa different places, very fast after eachother so it looks like th pictures are moving and we can make LOTS of money wit that!"
 

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