Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
White Dwarf Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Nest
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
EN Publishing
Twitter
BlueSky
Facebook
Instagram
EN World
BlueSky
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Twitch
Podcast
Features
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarters
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!
Community
Archive Forums
Hosted Forums
Interactive Story Roleplaying (ISRP)
ISRP General Chit Chat
Comic Relief
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Bhryn Astairre" data-source="post: 2560867"><p>"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"</p><p></p><p> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /> </p><p></p><p>I'm getting sick of only hearing negative nasty things again, onsite, onboards and on frickin' MSN!</p><p></p><p>So therefore, Bhryn and Draggy bring you, "<strong>Comic Relief</strong>."</p><p></p><p>You all want to moan and complain? <em>We're </em>gonna look on the brightside of things.</p><p></p><p>a: We'll still HAVE IC rooms.</p><p></p><p>b: We'll still have each other, if we can all agree to disagree!</p><p></p><p>So therefore, I submit for your tummy bouncing pleasure, my joke of the day!</p><p></p><p>"1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an</p><p>ambulance.</p><p>2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.</p><p>3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to</p><p>the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people</p><p>can buy cigarettes at the front.</p><p>4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large</p><p>fries, and a diet coke.</p><p>5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain</p><p>the pens to the counters.</p><p>6. Only in America......do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in</p><p>thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.</p><p>7. Only in America......do they use answering machines to screen calls and</p><p>then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone we didn't</p><p>want to talk to in the first place.</p><p>8. Only in America......do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in</p><p>packages of eight.</p><p>9. Only in America......do they use the word 'politics' to describe the</p><p>process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning</p><p>'bloodsucking creatures'.</p><p>10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille</p><p>lettering."</p><p></p><p>Now, cheer up!</p><p></p><p>B xxxxxxx</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bhryn Astairre, post: 2560867"] "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" :P I'm getting sick of only hearing negative nasty things again, onsite, onboards and on frickin' MSN! So therefore, Bhryn and Draggy bring you, "[B]Comic Relief[/B]." You all want to moan and complain? [I]We're [/I]gonna look on the brightside of things. a: We'll still HAVE IC rooms. b: We'll still have each other, if we can all agree to disagree! So therefore, I submit for your tummy bouncing pleasure, my joke of the day! "1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering." Now, cheer up! B xxxxxxx [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
Archive Forums
Hosted Forums
Interactive Story Roleplaying (ISRP)
ISRP General Chit Chat
Comic Relief
Top
