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<blockquote data-quote="MagusDraconium" data-source="post: 2560888"><p><strong>Ack! Run from the newbie!</strong></p><p></p><p>Note: the following is in good jest, so for you who are serious: He who laughs last, doesnt get the joke.</p><p></p><p>Prime Minister? What part of Alorn (or Ebberon!) is THAT on? I am currently the elected leader of my anarchy... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> </p><p></p><p>Back to mock-seriousness: We have an issue, a large issue.</p><p><em> Five posts </em> without a joke! How can we stay lighthearted?</p><p></p><p>Here, and again, in good jest.</p><p>_________________________</p><p>Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."</p><p></p><p>Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?</p><p></p><p>Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"</p><p>_______________</p><p>And... (sorry but i feel the compulsive urge to spell this) +0 th4T gUy +4h+ 45K3d (translation: To that guy that asked) DPing means Double Posting in many situations. If it was a different definition, please, correct me as my Internet-Junkiee-eese is not up to par with the rest of Alorn.</p><p></p><p>I swear, at the beginning I was just going to add my own joke! Also, Post Script, that "ain't" funny Bhryn... </p><p></p><p>Remember, then, as a general rule. <em> Its only funny until someones eye gets poked out, then its Ping-Pong. </em></p><p></p><p> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MagusDraconium, post: 2560888"] [b]Ack! Run from the newbie![/b] Note: the following is in good jest, so for you who are serious: He who laughs last, doesnt get the joke. Prime Minister? What part of Alorn (or Ebberon!) is THAT on? I am currently the elected leader of my anarchy... :eek: :eek: :eek: Back to mock-seriousness: We have an issue, a large issue. [i] Five posts [/i] without a joke! How can we stay lighthearted? Here, and again, in good jest. _________________________ Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different? Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!" _______________ And... (sorry but i feel the compulsive urge to spell this) +0 th4T gUy +4h+ 45K3d (translation: To that guy that asked) DPing means Double Posting in many situations. If it was a different definition, please, correct me as my Internet-Junkiee-eese is not up to par with the rest of Alorn. I swear, at the beginning I was just going to add my own joke! Also, Post Script, that "ain't" funny Bhryn... Remember, then, as a general rule. [i] Its only funny until someones eye gets poked out, then its Ping-Pong. [/i] :D [/QUOTE]
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