Conan for Governor!!!

[Wicht]

This is not a political thread.

It just struck me that Arnold is quoting some of his most popular movies in his bid at politics but he has yet to quote any of the great lines from Conan! The travesty!



Can you imagine Conan running for Governor


Reporter: Sir what do you feel is the solution for California at this time? What does the state need to do to improve?

Conan: She must crush her enemies, see them driven before her and her the lamentations of their women!

 

[Numion]

Another good quote from Conan would be:

"Everyone OUT!", uttered in the current governors office.

(Not sure about that one, but IIRC he uses it many times at least in Destroyer)

 

[Aeolius]

At the end of Conan:
"Ah will haff mah own kingdom bah mah own hand."

A prophesy, perhaps?

 

[DaveMage]

So, if he gets elected, how will this affect Conan d20?

 

[Wippit Guud]

Wow... take his speech to Crom near the end, and replace it with the word Bush

"And if you won't help me... then to hell with you!"

 

[Eridanis]

Call me an ogre, but some people on the boards have been really sensitive lately about things. I grant you it's an amusing point, but it can only go downhill from here.