Constables of the 14th Ward

[Leif]

Last post now edited so it makes more sense.

 

[Scotley]

Krado is quite eager to leave the 13th and return home. He is whining constantly now and drawing some harsh looks from Wally and the Witch Doctor.

 

[Helfdan]

Alarion of Tovarre

"Very well, my friends. 'Tis high time we returned our wayward mapmaker to his home. Let us go."

 

[Leif]

Wally Alphonsus

Wally is looking much more comfortable again, now that the talk has turned to going home, instead of his family history. He says, "Ok. From here I know a good route through the 13th that won't involve that little surface jaunt we took after we fought the giant and his buddies. Is there any reason that anybody has to visit any of those places again on the way home?"

 

[jkason]

Moru Sen, human conjurer

Wally is looking much more comfortable again, now that the talk has turned to going home, instead of his family history. He says, "Ok. From here I know a good route through the 13th that won't involve that little surface jaunt we took after we fought the giant and his buddies. Is there any reason that anybody has to visit any of those places again on the way home?"

Moru shrugs. Not especially, except that we're reasonably sure those places aren't crawling with nasties. Take us home another way, and who knows what we'll run into?"

 

[Leif]

Wally Alphonsus

"Leave it to me, Constable, Sir, I know this way like the back of my Chief's hand! No worries, we'll have you home in two shakes of a hydra's head!"

 

[Fenris]

"Leave it to me, Constable, Sir, I know this way like the back of my Chief's hand! No worries, we'll have you home in two shakes of a hydra's head!"

"And why didn't we take this way here and avoid the giant Wally?" asks a curious Jonas.

 

[Leif]

Wally Alphonsus

"Well... you see.... uhh... the Giants weren't there before. How can a poor guy plan for things that weren't there last time he was there?" Wally turns an odd color. Moments later you realize that he is blushing.

Chief Udzar speaks up again: "We can take you to the edge of our domain, and point you in the proper direction to reach the city. You've already put up with this cur far longer than most would have."

 

[Fenris]

"Well... you see.... uhh... the Giants weren't there before. How can a poor guy plan for things that weren't there last time he was there?" Wally turns an odd color. Moments later you realize that he is blushing.

Chief Udzar speaks up again: "We can take you to the edge of our domain, and point you in the proper direction to reach the city. You've already put up with this cur far longer than most would have."

"That's strange Wally. I distinctly remember you telling us several times that we had to get through a giant's lair. So he must have been there before."

 

[Leif]

Wally Alphonsus

Wally sighs heavily, "Fine. Whatever. I'm tired. How about if I follow YOU back?"

Chief Udzar goes to the door and calls something in orcish. Jonas reports that he says, "Hey, send me Prythos, double quick, chop chop!!" Moments later, a fairly small, unimposing, skinny young orc comes in. Chief Udzar claps an arm around his stooped shoulders, and says, "Gentlemen, meet my nephew Prythos. He will show you the way home." To Prythos, he says, Are you all set? They want to get home quickly, but safely, so avoid all danger, but get a move on, ok?"

To which Prythos replies in his high-pitched, nasal whine, "Yes, Uncle Udzar, you can count on me." And he motions you on toward the door. OOC: Everybody ready?

Chief Udzar has more words for Wally, too: "Follow them back? How about if you stay ri-i-i-i-ight here! I'm sure we can find lots of very important jobs to occupy your time!" Chief Udzar has a very wicked gleam in his eye for Wally as he says this, and he wrings his hands together gleefully.