Coolest... Feat... Ever...

[Gez]

Here's a picture of a dwarven DM, ready to beat a munchkin player over the head with her Player's Handbook.

 

[Gez]

Those pictures are something else! As wonderful as the flung ally picture is, the other artwork almost makes me understand why people hate gnomes so much.

How so?

That image is pretty cool, I think.

 

[Avouz]

This reminds me of a line from 1 e game I played in.

PC1: "I pick up the gnome and throw him at the enemy!"
PC2: "Hey!"
(long pause)
DM: "Are you proficient in 'flung gnome'?"
PC1 (sheepishly): "No."
DM: "Okay, -4 to hit. Roll it."
PC2: "HEY!"

Your story reminded me of an old Dark Sun game I played in, where we had a half-giant gladiator who used Weapon Improvisation. It let to some rather memorable quotes, all from one fight.

"Does a Juju zombie count as a magical weapon?"

"If I deliberately fail my weapon improvisation roll, will the zombie break when I use it?"

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Hee hee

So can you toss dwarves with it (or any other medium-sized creature for that matter)?

Now that remembers me of a quote one of the members had on her page (I had it in my sig for quite a long time:

"Dwarf tossing"
"Or halfling tossing - they're lighter"
"But they don't make as funny faces when they land in raw sewage"

 

[Klaus]

In an old Rolemaster game we had three humans and a gnome in the party. At one point we came to a room that got divided in two by an earthquake, creating a deep chasm in the middle of the room, and we had to search the other end.

The human fighter grabbed a grappling hook (and attached rope), casually walked past the gnome (hooking him up with the hook) and SPUN him around and threw him at the other side of the chasm!

The gnome player just managed to yell "What are you doing!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!???"

Funny game.

 

[Imperialus]

I played a short campaign once back in 2e where we each picked a race at random from the complete book of humanoids. I ended up as a Kobold and one of the other guys I was playing with got a minotaur. If anyone has ever seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome I'm sure you'll remember Master Blaster. Now replace the giant simpleton with a minotaur and the midgit with a Kobold and you had our characters. We had a rather interesting tactic when dealing with fleeing enemies. The harness that I sat in had a short strap attached to my belt. The minotaur (named Taur because it was about the only word he knew) would use it to hammerthrow Geetch at the fleeing opponents at which point I would do a flying backstab.