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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rappy" data-source="post: 4604305" data-attributes="member: 58456">Belatedly: I like the idea of the action point system, I'll work on that.Well, since I got the okay "no objections" vote to the idea, here is one of the more insane results of Coreline. Only one actual set of stats for now, but I will work on the others.War of the Raving Reviewers"I remember it because you won't be able to! *Gunshot*"-Sound bite from a police investigation of a Glasses Gang battle with the Angry Video Game NerdThe "eccentric reviewer" had become a staple of Internet life before CLULESS, and the ravaging of the Earth into its new Coreline form did not skip over noticing this. One of the largest bastions of this would by the Glasses Gang, the so-called "rulers of Naperville" that were spawned from the Internet characters portrayed by Douglas Walker and crew. The leader of this rabble-rousing gang, Nostalgia Critic, is a sarcastic gunman who has tendencies that are best described as psychotic. He also has an unnatural ability to survive damage, and almost Bogeyman-like quality to return from that dead that has been attributed to a binding contract with some form of unearthly being (speculations have run from a celestial to the Autobots). Partially the extension of his creator and as such as comedian, the Critic makes reviews of various media as a natural habit. In his spare time, he makes insane ramblings that make little sense, shoots at things that make him angry, and acts as a pseudo-vigilante of his group's turf. Other members of the Glasses Gang include:<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Nostalgia Chick: The female counterpart of the Critic, known for shouting "Puppies!" at random intervals.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Suede: A stylish New Zealander who is familiar with most anime tactics and tropes. Has a small fued with Benzaie.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Benzaie: Loves obscure video games, insists on being French.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Linkara: An eccentric comic book expert with a flintlock pistol and fedora.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Spoony: A sarcastic man whose extensive knowledge of RPG and video game lore helps him when he chooses to help the Glasses Gang rather than himself. Has a MST3K-style robot named Burton.</li> </ul>Their mortal enemy is the Angry Video Game Nerd, brainchild of James Rolfe. Instead of being intentionally funny, the Nerd is aggressive and manic in his hatred of subpar material. He is also somewhat of an equipment expert, holding proficiency in various forms of video game-based weaponry.Nostalgia Critic (Human Charismatic Hero 2/Fast Hero 2/Gunslinger 6): CR 10; Medium-size humanoid; HD 2d6+8 plus 2d8+8 plus 6d10+24 plus 3; HP 92; Mas 21; Init +2; Spd 30 ft; Defense 20, touch 20, flatfooted 18 (+0 size, +2 Dex, +8 class); BAB +6; Grap +8; Atk +8 melee (1d4+2, pistol whip), or +9 ranged (2d6+0, Glock 17); FS 5 ft by 5 ft; Reach 5 ft; SQ none; AL chaos; SV Fort +8, Ref +11, Will +5; AP 5; Rep +4; Str 15, Dex 14, Con 18, Int 14, Wis 14, Cha 16.Occupation: Creative (Bluff, Perform [Comedy], Spot).Skills: Bluff +14, Craft (writing) +5, Disguise +8, Escape Artist +12, Gather Information +8, Intimidate +6, Knowledge (Current Events) +12, Knowledge (Popular Culture) +12, Knowledge (Streetwise) +7, Move Silently +10, Perform (Comedy) +9, Read/Write English, Sleight of Hand +11, Speak English, Spot +13, Tumble +10.Feats: Die Hard, Double Tap, Endurance, Far Shot, Improved Damage Threshold, Personal Firearms Proficiency, Point Blank Shot, Quick Draw, Simple Weapons Proficiency, Toughness.Talents (Charismatic Hero): Fast-Talk.Talents (Fast Hero): Evasion.Talents (Gunslinger): Close Combat Shot, Weapon Focus, Defensive Position, Lightning Reflexes.Possessions: Stylish clothes, pistol (one of the 2d6 damage ones, possibly Glock 17), 2 ammo boxes, various personal items.</blockquote>

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