Cows, cows, cows

[demiurge1138]

Wow. Cows. Lots of horrible monstrous cows.

Top notch work, as usual. Also very very strange work. Again, as usual.

Demiurge out.

 

[BOZ]

and she called me crazy for making a tiraphlumph.

 

[releasethedogs]

I LOVE your work... but you are a very strange person.

dude ... shes a girl and she likes RPGs, chances are she likes video games too ... there needs to be more girls like her! The wierdness is a plus in my book any how

Love the Uddercap ... makes me wish i came up with it my self> A+++ work. i just want to see a picture

 

[Robbert Raets]

Didn't the doctor tell you to stay away from veal?

 

[releasethedogs]

meat = ewwwww

Didn't the doctor tell you to stay away from veal?

ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! veal, once had a face and there for i dont eat it.

 

[Clay_More]

Bleh, no Cow-lich....
there should be one

And..... the Cow of Legend. With it's haste ability, would it be able to produce 50% as much milk as a regular cow? Would a Cow of Legend taste better than a regular cow and which sort of red wine would go well with it? I was thinking that it might have a more raw, primal taste, so I was thinking along the lines of a dry, bitter Chiléan wine perhaps? A little pepper, some koriander and perhaps a little garlic just for taste with baked potatoes and a good Bearnaise sauce? Does a creature with above average Dex have more fat-free meat? So, it could possibly give a Con bonus (by having your weight reduced) if you ate only that?

And..... if you were exceptionally diabolical, you could train a Half-Red Dragon Cow to roast all your Cows of Legend? That would be a story twist that would truly rock.... next time I am playing a Paladin, I want to have a Cow of Legend as steed, no doubt about it. And if times get's rough..... its pepper, koriander and garlic for the little critter

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Do a celestial or half-celestial cow, and then you'll have a holy bovine .

By the way, why do cows get a bonus to Spot?