Craiglist poster seeks topless Dungeon Master

[NewJeffCT]

serious replies only, of course

Wouldn't it be a Dungeon Mistress then?

Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, "serious applicants" only

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Well it IS for a bachelor party. And it would be probably cheaper than renting the VIP room at the local strip club for their game.

AR

 

[Stormonu]

...and with that, the wedding is over before it begins.

 

[Desdichado]

That sounds like the worst bachelor party ever.

 

[Oryan77]

I don't really understand the point of this. Why a topless DM? Why not hire a woman to just seductively dance around the room topless while you play D&D? A topless "DM" just doesn't seem that exciting.

For a group of guys that plays imaginary games, they sure aren't being very imaginative for this guys bachelor party.

 

[Desdichado]

Besides, assuming she uses a screen, the players wouldn't even see that she's topless anyway.

 

[fba827]

funny as it is, it just became even funnier when i realized it's sort of local to me (washington dc suburbs)
I know women who could, so i may just point it out to them for a laugh (with no expectation that they actually would)

 

[RangerWickett]

I'm now imagining some of the guys I know from EN World, whom I've met at GenCon, showing up shirtless to DM a geek bachelorette party. A couple of them might actually pull it off.

 

[NewJeffCT]

I don't really understand the point of this. Why a topless DM? Why not hire a woman to just seductively dance around the room topless while you play D&D? A topless "DM" just doesn't seem that exciting.

For a group of guys that plays imaginary games, they sure aren't being very imaginative for this guys bachelor party.

True, a topless dancer strutting around the room would be more exciting.

 

[NewJeffCT]

Besides, assuming she uses a screen, the players wouldn't even see that she's topless anyway.

well, knowing gamers, they'll suddenly have the urge to stand up & give long soliloquy about their character motivations if they know a topless woman is in the room.

And, when I DM, I tend to stand up quite a bit. Not sure if other DMs do the same, but nobody would pay to see me topless.