Craiglist poster seeks topless Dungeon Master

[LeStew]

My question is, if the DM showed up and only wanted to run 4E would they say no? the ad specifically asks for 3/3.5.

 

[Crothian]

I'm now imagining some of the guys I know from EN World, whom I've met at GenCon, showing up shirtless to DM a geek bachelorette party. A couple of them might actually pull it off.

I always DM topless. Is that weird?

 

[BriarMonkey]

Given that it also mentioned a cup size of C or better, I'm not thinking there will be much actual gaming that gets accomplished...

 

[NewJeffCT]

geez, these guys are pretty demanding.

So, if somebody that looked great and showed up willing to DM topless, but she was "only" a 34B, they'd turn her away? I think not.

 

[fba827]

I always DM topless. Is that weird?

Do you mean topless, as in, the top of the box is off while you DM?

 

[Quickleaf]

Do you mean topless, as in, the top of the box is off while you DM?

I think he means without a DM Screen.

It's even more scandalous than we thought! Now players can see all your rolls out in the open!

At least we can all agree than ENWorld needs an annual Strip D&D game

 

[CAFRedblade]

I think he means without a DM Screen.

It's even more scandalous than we thought! Now players can see all your rolls out in the open!

At least we can all agree than ENWorld needs an annual Strip D&D game

So, when you get knocked below 0 hitpoints you lose an article of clothing.. And can spend an additional article of clothing to immediately get back up with a number of hitpoints...

 

[Janx]

I think the chaps on the craigs list missed the opportunity. During last years annual gaming pilgramage, our GM had a great and terrible idea.

He sucks at roleplaying women NPCs (who doesn't). So as a surprise, he posted some ads looking for a female player to dress provacatively and play a damsel in distress (who was really a Djinn or sucubus or some such).

One of the players freaked out about the idea before she arrived, so it was canceled on the day of the event. He imagined the GM had hired a hooker and was envisioning cops busting us, etc . "What's the matter officer. We're playing D&D. No really. She rolled an 18. That's a hit. The orc is dead."

It can be done. Starting off with a request for a topless GM though mostly seems stupid.

 

[NewJeffCT]

I think the chaps on the craigs list missed the opportunity. During last years annual gaming pilgramage, our GM had a great and terrible idea.

He sucks at roleplaying women NPCs (who doesn't). So as a surprise, he posted some ads looking for a female player to dress provacatively and play a damsel in distress (who was really a Djinn or sucubus or some such).

One of the players freaked out about the idea before she arrived, so it was canceled on the day of the event. He imagined the GM had hired a hooker and was envisioning cops busting us, etc . "What's the matter officer. We're playing D&D. No really. She rolled an 18. That's a hit. The orc is dead."

It can be done. Starting off with a request for a topless GM though mostly seems stupid.

that would have been awesome. And, some gamers just don't know how to have fun.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I could do it, but given that I'm a guy who just had abdominal surgery last week, I bet the "fur halter top" look is not what they're seeking...