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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imurphy943" data-source="post: 5832038" data-attributes="member: 6672709">85. The rulebook will specifically make note of the fact that any race may eat members of other races without *technically* being a cannibal, and include notes on which are the tastiest (orc: Tastes like pork. Old pork.) 86. Everybody on the <a href="http://www.forum.koboldenterprise.com/index.php?action=forum" target="_blank">Microlite20 forums</a> will get to include one of their rules hacks- including the guy who wrote the hentai-based one! 87. Every campaign must include a <a href="http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2009/11/skrath.html?zx=4c76b37859e62c5b" target="_blank">Skrath</a>. 88. Every player who brings YET ANOTHER F***ING BAG OF CHIPS will be rewarded with an instant level-up (worst rule ever!) 89. The rules will use Minecraft as the default setting. 90. No more killing humanoids unless they are nazis or zombies. 91. Encounter Critical mutations table! 92. Do away with space-consuming equipment tables; just wing it. 93. The greatest power- is the power of love. Include a 'doxy' class. 94. From now on, effects like 'sleep' spells that would normally put you out of action for a certain amount of in-game time... ...instead last exactly as long as it takes a recording of one song from a Grateful Dead performance to play out-of-game.</blockquote>