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<blockquote data-quote="Bohandas" data-source="post: 8156472" data-attributes="member: 7015707">The Satan's Switchyard-&nbsp; Abyssal layer 6134. Domain of the abyssal lord of murderhoboes. Consists of an enormous possibly infinite tangle of train tracks traversed by never-stopping boxcar trains of seemingly infinite length. All of the boxcars' doors are open by default. When somebody closes one, it transforms into a portal to some other place, either in the abyss or the outer planes or on the astral or material plane. The destination is random and determined at the time of the door's first closing, remaining fixed thereafter, but it is always somewhere where there is adventure to be had, loot to be looted, tyrants to be toppled and replaced with anarchy, and/or innocent bystanders to be abused or collaterally damaged. The lord of this place can remotely command an unassigned door to open a portal to his current location. The switchyard's master is one of a group of archdemon adventurers known as &quot;The Darkest Heroes&quot; who travel the planes to topple tyrants by depopulating their lands and destroying the infrastructure of governance.EDIT:The only issue is that I'm not sure what happens when a train derails (and it's the Abyss, so you know that's gonna happen). I'm thinking that perhaps the trains are so long, so fast, and so powerful that derailed cars get dragged along without upsetting the rest of the train, or else the trains are so dense and so close together that anything knocked off the tracks won't be able to tip past its center of gravity because the train on the adjacent track will be in the way.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bohandas, post: 8156472, member: 7015707"] [b]The Satan's Switchyard[/b]- Abyssal layer 6134. Domain of the abyssal lord of murderhoboes. Consists of an enormous possibly infinite tangle of train tracks traversed by never-stopping boxcar trains of seemingly infinite length. All of the boxcars' doors are open by default. When somebody closes one, it transforms into a portal to some other place, either in the abyss or the outer planes or on the astral or material plane. The destination is random and determined at the time of the door's first closing, remaining fixed thereafter, but it is always somewhere where there is adventure to be had, loot to be looted, tyrants to be toppled and replaced with anarchy, and/or innocent bystanders to be abused or collaterally damaged. The lord of this place can remotely command an unassigned door to open a portal to his current location. The switchyard's master is one of a group of archdemon adventurers known as "The Darkest Heroes" who travel the planes to topple tyrants by depopulating their lands and destroying the infrastructure of governance. EDIT: The only issue is that I'm not sure what happens when a train derails (and it's the Abyss, so you know that's gonna happen). I'm thinking that perhaps the trains are so long, so fast, and so powerful that derailed cars get dragged along without upsetting the rest of the train, or else the trains are so dense and so close together that anything knocked off the tracks won't be able to tip past its center of gravity because the train on the adjacent track will be in the way. [/QUOTE]

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