[CRPGs] I have found the Nirvana of CRPGs!

[Carnifex]

Woohoo! This is great! Die, battle-beagle!

 

[Buttercup]

Pinkwater, my Double Hobbit Mage Illusioner has -2 burlap vambraces. In his loot presently, he has the Proverbial Brazier of Acrimony and a Leprechaun wallet!

I love his spells. Cone of Annoyance is my favorite.

He just executed an underage crayfish! I'm so proud.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

It's on the quest where you have to seek the Crystalline Orb. On the third screen, if you look inside the tree and talk to what you find there, you get a scroll with the spell on it. Cool, eh?

Oh, no! I didn't guess I had to talk to that stupid thing. I just let it taste my +35 Venomed Vorpal Bastard Sword. Now than I killed it by accidental purpose, do I ever get another opportunity to find that spell. I need it solve my next quest. This is so unfair, how I was supposed to know I should not have killed it. From the fact it sounded silly, right? *sniff*. Do I have start a new character?

 

[Storminator]

Personally, I'm worried. I mean, I'm a 38th level Double Wookie Tickle Mimic, and I'm doing all these quests for this guy, and I have no idea who he is?!?!

What if I'm being used for evil? The horror!

PS

 

[Scarab]

Yikes, some of these quests are darn sneaky! I was supposed to deliver an I.O.U. to this guy, but it turned out he had connections to the Russian mob! He was THIS close to giving me cement socks and throwing me in the river! My Dung Elf Robot Monk barely survived...

 

[Zelda Themelin]

What if I'm being used for evil? The horror!

PS

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According to secret faq I borrowed from my friend, you indeed are. This will be revealed in chapter XX, if you return from mission untimely. Then you will find this supposingly good person mingling with evil cultist. They are summoning something evil you are supposed to beat in later chapters.

 

[Number47]

Game

Not

Available

For

Macintosh!!!

AAGHH

 

[Storminator]

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According to secret faq I borrowed from my friend, you indeed are. This will be revealed in chapter XX, if you return from mission untimely. Then you will find this supposingly good person mingling with evil cultist. They are summoning something evil you are supposed to beat in later chapters.

LOL! I knew it! My finely honed gamer's sense has been going off! Ha! ROFL

PS

 

[Broken Fang]

Ok...Mad Dog Danicing is 9th level now and I want to multi-class. Where are the rules for this? What class should I go to...right now I'm a Battle-Felon...I thin I would like to get a better rep by going for something on the "good" side. Any suggestions?

 

[DM with a vengence]

Level 41 Enchanted Motorcycle Shiv-Knight
+26 Dancing Lance
XIX Good Move
Encumberance of 149

Once, after selling my loot I had over 70,000 Gold. This game kicks Diablo II's sorry ass to hell!

And I haven't even died once.