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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Agent Oracle" data-source="post: 2955005" data-attributes="member: 40076">Actually, it's based on a Bavarian Tourist who died on vacation in Jamaca, and then his corpse went missing.  Ten years later, some Hungarian laborers were kicking back after a hard day of working, and one of them cracks open an aged cask of rum.  Guess where the tourist's body had gone <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />  The story is true, but it's about fifteen or so years old.  You see, the family of the deceased was very poor, and they couldn't afford a burial in the tropics, nor could they afford to send him home legally, so instead, they packed his corpse in a barrel of alcohol, and shipped him home air-freight.  But the barrel never made it home.  I just felt really, really sorry for the workers, since they had drank quite a bit of the rum before they found the body inside <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":-P" title="Stick out tongue    :-P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":-P" />~143. This disturbingly fresh skeleton was tied to a crudely-made torture rack.  It's joints are still held together by cartilage and some ligaments, but almost everything has been torn off the bone by animals.  The tattered rags of clothing it wears indicate that the victim was female, or else a man in woman's clothing.  when there's this little left to work with, it takes some deeper study to determine what occured,</blockquote>

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