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<blockquote data-quote="Kristivas" data-source="post: 2674698" data-attributes="member: 34179">OK, as far as RPGs go, I'm a 'newb'.&nbsp; Since I was 11 (15 years ago), I've only played DnD (2nd ed, Skills and Powers [so... unbalanced...], 3.0, 3.5) and did a little flirting with VTM and Star Wars.&nbsp; We tried to play champions once, but making a character took like 6-7 hours.Anyway, what in the holy bejesus is a Cthulu?&nbsp; I've heard a lot of viciousness about Hastur and other such names, and on this guy's website.. his gaming party ended up on this place called Ryleh and into Cthulu's toilet (at which point all of the players screamed &quot;NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!&quot; and horidity happened).&nbsp; My mind is blown.&nbsp; Someone give me a run-down on these Cthulu and why they're so feared..exerpt from:&nbsp; <a href="http://www.albrunothethird.com/ab3frameset-1.htm" target="_blank">http://www.albrunothethird.com/ab3frameset-1.htm</a>&nbsp; (click rants and reviews, then Wrong Room in Ryleh)EL DISGUSTO: &quot;The darkness deepens throwing the great old one's body into silhouette. Cthulhu is right above you now.&quot; ME: &quot;My God... you've outdone yourself El Disgusto.&quot; BLOBERT SMITH: &quot;What in the name of Timothy Bradstreet is going on here?&quot; ME: &quot;We're in his toilet. We're in Cthulhu's toilet.&quot; EL DISGUSTO: &quot;Great Cthulhu's gelatinous green buttocks cover the rim of the Great Receptacle. You hear a nasty slopping sound.&quot; EVERYONE ELSE: &quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Kristivas, post: 2674698, member: 34179"] OK, as far as RPGs go, I'm a 'newb'. Since I was 11 (15 years ago), I've only played DnD (2nd ed, Skills and Powers [so... unbalanced...], 3.0, 3.5) and did a little flirting with VTM and Star Wars. We tried to play champions once, but making a character took like 6-7 hours. Anyway, what in the holy bejesus is a Cthulu? I've heard a lot of viciousness about Hastur and other such names, and on this guy's website.. his gaming party ended up on this place called Ryleh and into Cthulu's toilet (at which point all of the players screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and horidity happened). My mind is blown. Someone give me a run-down on these Cthulu and why they're so feared.. exerpt from: [url]http://www.albrunothethird.com/ab3frameset-1.htm[/url] (click rants and reviews, then Wrong Room in Ryleh) EL DISGUSTO: "The darkness deepens throwing the great old one's body into silhouette. Cthulhu is right above you now." ME: "My God... you've outdone yourself El Disgusto." BLOBERT SMITH: "What in the name of Timothy Bradstreet is going on here?" ME: "We're in his toilet. We're in Cthulhu's toilet." EL DISGUSTO: "Great Cthulhu's gelatinous green buttocks cover the rim of the Great Receptacle. You hear a nasty slopping sound." EVERYONE ELSE: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" [/QUOTE]

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