the Jester said:I feel that her presence would likely only improve the movie if she wears little to nothing, it's rated Arrh!, and there's a lot more T&A than I expect.
Ugh. Granted, I'm not as "hip" or "with it" as the kids are these days with their long hair and rock 'n' roll music, but from what (little, thankfully) I recall of Ms. Hilton, she has neither the T nor A to which you so hopefully allude. Unless someone supplied her with a decanter of endless sandwiches, I'm afraid the only role she'd be able to convincingly portray in this movie would be a talking (note: 'talking', not necessarily 'intelligent') quarterstaff.
-Sean
Or perhaps a Twig Blight...