There Might Be Giants
PCs
DCI Bawg Race: Unknown Class: Rogue Level: 11 Background: City Watch Investigator
Phreakalus Nevrospastos Race: Human Class: Artificer Level: 11 Background: Courtier
Thrunorus "Thugg" Garn Race: Half-Orc Class: Barbarian Zealot of Bradlust & Fighter Level: 8 & 3 Background: Mercenary Veteran
Yen Stonefist Race: Stout Halfling Class: Monk Level: 11 Background: Hermit
NPCs
Piniccarus, Phreakalus' animated puppet 'son'. Just weird.
Session 006: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mission Time: 01:44 to 01:46.
Fighting, fighting, fighting.
It's a double-webbing, and yet there are more bugbears streaming from the eastern corridor, a majority exiting to the south.
The PCs need to press their point.
However...
Suddenly from the rear comes- well, big monkey sounds.
All the way to the north, a giant ape is knuckling towards the fight.
And we're on turn seven here.
Thugg and Yen are on the charge, and the monk has caught up with the bugbear chief, also trying to escape south. Thugg is keen for Yen to hold the chief up a while so he can go 1:1 with the hefty bugbear, it's part of his contract- Thugg has first dibs (he says) on the big bad guys.
None of the other PCs have any objections to this.
But then...
The Keeper, a very tough hill giant- well armed and armoured (and with the stats of a Stone Giant, and near max HP), comes out to play- with both of his giant apes.
Meantime...
Thugg is in a slugfest, and heavily wounded- keep in mind he's not raging, he's only got one instance of rage left- so, he's waiting for the big fight (his words).
They may be his last words.
Alas, my poor poor Keeper...
My big bad hill giant has been webbed (DC 17 to escape) and is being shot- repeatedly. DCI Bawg keeps dodging back into the doorway and letting loose with his pistol, while Phreakalus (flying up towards the ceiling) is ignoring the giant apes attacking his boy Piniccarus, and is also shooting the Keeper full of arrows.
It's not looking great for the Keeper.
Or Thugg for that matter.
However...
The bugbears that exited south have run around the outside of the complex of chambers and... are now also attacking from the north, or else they're closing in.
Also, and unbeknownst to the PCs, there's another gang of bugbears that have been hiding down the eastern passage, just waiting for their chance, well- here it is.
Basically this is the second wave, and for info there are/were (from memory) just over 40 bugbears, including five bosses- four lieutenants (better HP) and a (max HP) bugbear chief.
So, plenty to go at- what with the addition of the Keeper and his two giant apes.
But Thugg doesn't understand the concept of retreat. Saved by his relentless endurance.
To the north meanwhile...
The Keeper's head is shot off, the poor bastard never escaped the web.
Oh, and more bugbears are on the way.
And yet more of them coming from the east.
DCI Bawg is yelling for his friends, although in a gravelly New Orleans (southern gen-l-man) style.
And to the south...
Thugg does a little dance and praises Bradlust a while.
Although...
The bugbears are in da 'ouse.
The PCs are shouting- some of them.
And then the giant apes get in too.
And then Piniccarus is smashed to flinders.
And even Yen has started taking hits.
Although...
Thugg has just arrived- "if'n yud lik ta form an order-lee qew. Cum'un den- line-up!"
Thugg is of course on one hit point, there is no discernable difference.
In fact.
Thugg puts his axe away and starts beating the bugbears to death with his fists.
He's not even grandstanding, this is just who (or what) he is.
Bawg meantime has attracted a lot of interest.
And so in a southern drawl- "If you gen'l'men wud jus exkuse me!"
DCI Bawg blinks and...
Reappears over the far side of the chamber. Thugg however, you will note, has been cut down.
Bugbears continue to die in great numbers.
This is the 12th turn of combat.
Thugg's back up- thanks to the artificer and his arcane jolt (I think that's what it was called), but the bugbears are not giving up yet...
But there are suddenly very few enemies left to fight.
Clear? Nearly, just one bugbear left in the fight.
The PCs are breathing hard.
But not quite out of combat...
And yet more bugbears to the south- mostly shouting in goblin and flinging javelins at DCI Bawg (and anyone else they can see) and then retreating into cover.
It ain't over.
Although the session is.
That's what we did this week.
Fight.
Thugg has maybe three hit points, all the other PCs are just the right side of bloodied (even Yen) while Piniccarus is firewood.
Book of the Dead.
The Keeper, Hill Giant x 1 [actually Stone Giant stats].
Ape, Giant x 2 (high HP).
Bugbear x 18 (plus 14 from the last session = 32, so far).
Bugbear Lt. x 4 (as bugbear except much better HP).
Bugbear Chief x 1 (max HP = 100, I think).
Until next time.
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