"Prepare game for GSL 2.0!"
"No, no, no, the GSL is too generous."
"GSL too generous?"
"We're gonna have to go right to... revoking the OGL!"
(gasps all around)
"Sir, we've never gone that far before. I don't know if the lawyers can take it!"
"What's the matter, Ms. Williams*? Chicken?"
(panicked squeak) "Prepare game..." (pause, normal voice) "Prepare game for revoking the OGL! Send out NDAs! Lock down all social media accounts! Make a side deal with Critical Role! Secure all content in the DM's Guild..."
"Give me that, you petty excuse for an executive! NOW HEAR THIS--"
"Sir, hadn't you better check with public relations?"
"Aah, PR this. REVOKING THE OGL! GO!"
*I needed a name to fill in for Colonel Sandurz. In reality, it's quite possible that Cynthia Williams is playing Dark Helmet.