D&D Humor: Top 15 Ways you know you're a gamer

[Son_of_Thunder]

Check out this link to my gaming groups website. It contains an article written by one of our members. Very funny.

Son of Thunder

Hereticsonline

 

[madriel]

The first half was funny. The second half all I can say is

If you looked in his ears, could you see daylight?

 

[Moe Ronalds]

16) You consume more mountain dew than air.

17) When you hear the word munchkin, short people aren't the first thing to pop into your head.

18) You have a blow-up doll of Gary Gygax

19) In Lord of the Rings, you wondered why the hell Gandalf didn't prepare feather fall or fly

20) You spend more money on D&D than anything else.

21) Playing D&D is a very sure-fire sign that someone's a gamer.

 

[Terraism]

17) When you hear the word munchkin, short people aren't the first thing to pop into your head.

--Ahem.--

When I read this, I had to sit and think for a minute what short people you happened to be talking about. Nuts. I game too much, I take it?

 

[Moe Ronalds]

--Ahem.--

When I read this, I had to sit and think for a minute what short people you happened to be talking about. Nuts. I game too much, I take it?

Do they have a 12-step program for people like that?

 

[Uruush]

'Your knowledge of geography of the Realms is better than that of Earth. '

Given the sorry state of geographic knowledge in the US, I think it's safe to say this is true of most D&D gamers, whether they game too much or not.

'Your gaming group spends hours debating the alignment of President Bush.'

"Lawful Evil" leaps to the lips of every person I know so there's really no time required for debate. Al Gore, of course, is 'True Annoying.'