pukunui
Legend
Bring it!Raduin711 said:Further serious debate will result in being hung by your pinkies over a pit of boiling hot emo tiefling hair gel (made from the tears of good drow and the toenails of dragons who have lost all magical power), while being tickled with feathers by anime-inspired halflings and being beaten with stone tablets inscribed with your own serious arguements until dead.

Actually, that sounds like a good way of turning someone into a vengeful undead spirit ... perhaps when you're finished with me, I'll come back and fill your dreams with visions of plucked fairie dragons being roasted over an open portal to a fiery section of the Elemental Chaos by a bunch of cute little pixies ... except that when you draw close enough for them to notice you, they open their mouths, revealing multiple rows of needle sharp teeth and when they notice your surprise, they say, "All the better to eat you with, my dear!"
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